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Just fuck off

278 replies

Funko · 02/10/2017 17:25

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

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splendidisolation · 02/10/2017 18:44

@yorkshapudding Teehee!

Bonosglasses · 02/10/2017 18:45

Can I join in please?

You can all just go and fuck off and fuck off again just to make sure.

Oh and in case I forget FUCK OFF 😡

glenthebattleostrich · 02/10/2017 18:47

I need the fuck off pen and the note book.

People who can fuck off today:

The 3 year old who refused to open the toilet door and go to the toilet and instead pee'd all over the hall floor 3 minutes before we had to leave the house.

the fucking bitch who had a go because she was parked on a pavement and I couldn't get past with the double buggy.

DD and her refusal to do homework

School and their giving a 7 year old 4 bits of homework per week.

the kids who came for tea and whinged that they didn't want sausage and mash, they wanted fucking bastarding pasta (no, they didn't get it.)

The child who decided to kick another in the head pissing around

H, who is sitting pissing around on his phone, while bitching that he is hungry and he needs a clean shirt for tomorrow. Apparently pointing out that the food and the washing machine are in the same fucking bollocksing room and he can hang up the washing that I put in WHILST FUCKING WORKING and put the oven on for tea is completely unreasonable. He's now gone for one of his 30 minute shits. And no, I won't be sorting him out a fucking shirt. He's a grown up and can do it himself. Fucking arsebadger.

The tosser who designed the payment portal to claim the 30 hours and then emailed today to complain that I was late putting in the information. If your shitty system didn't keep crashing I would have done it weeks ago. Tosser.

Can you tell I'm having a bad day?

splendidisolation · 02/10/2017 18:48

"He's now gone for one of his 30 minute shits." Baaaahahahahahahahaaaaagahaa

CardsforKittens · 02/10/2017 18:54

The hole in my fucking car exhaust can fuck off. And so can my fucking unreliable boiler. My fucking flush mechanism on my fucking toilet is fucking fucked and my fucking shower is fucking leaking under the fucking floor. There's a wet patch behind my fucking washing machine and my fucking oven won't fucking heat up. I don't know where the fuck to start but I can't afford to fix it all this fucking month. Should I prioritise the fucking car, the fucking boiler, or the walnut whips?

PortiaCastis · 02/10/2017 18:56

Why the fuck do they have to announce their intentions to defacate and take their fuckin phone into the loo are they doing an fb status

7pm Dave changed his status "just having a crap"

Jeeez !!!!

yorkshapudding · 02/10/2017 18:56

Prioritise walnut whips. Always.

QuackDuckQuack · 02/10/2017 18:56

I’m here and can confirm that today can fuck right off. I am working hard to maintain a professional appearance. But in my head I am just screaming ‘fuck the lot of you’.

SootSprite · 02/10/2017 19:01

I have found my people.

The next two weeks can fuck right off as far as I’m concerned.

How big is that fuck off book? I’m not sure it’ll be big enough for me.

Fucksake.

Ronnyhotdog · 02/10/2017 19:02

Today can't end quick enough. Work has been shit, people have been shitter and I've been made to feel even shittier. What a load of shit! (Said in the voice of nana). Monday - FUCK OFF you massive twunt.

intrusivethoughts · 02/10/2017 19:02

It has been the mondayest Monday ever and it can fuck right off!

JadziaSnax · 02/10/2017 19:03

The A6 and A59 can fuck right off today.

Funko · 02/10/2017 19:03

Fucking mumsnet wankers can fuck off.

I’ve just had to pause my illegally procured internet streamed Fear the Walking dead latest episode so I could read and piss self at recent replies. Selfish fuckers!

Laughed my fucking arse off at waves twosies to everyone

My fucking warm beer has been in the freezer and is now doing its bastard job but equally pissing me off as I wasn’t GOING TO DRINK IN THE FUCKING WEEK!

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Queenofthedrivensnow · 02/10/2017 19:04

Oh good I'm
Joining - parents in the swimming pool changing rooms who insist on sitting on the benches move your ducking fat arses and let the other kids get changed.

Parents who reserve all the spectator seats with coats and bags so you can't sit down can fucking fuck off too. I just made loud comments today until by magic a seat appeared so dd2 could sit down. I'm just going to do that every week until they get the message fucking wankers.

Kelsoooo · 02/10/2017 19:05

I fully support you on this

Everything can indeed....fuckright off and fuck off some ore.

Queenofthedrivensnow · 02/10/2017 19:05

And work can fuck off too asking me to work extra hours for no overtime

gem31566 · 02/10/2017 19:06

Haha! I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants the world to fuck off today!
Fuck off! Fuck off!!!!!!!AngryAngry
I'm fed up, pissed off and tired! AngryAngry

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 02/10/2017 19:06

I'm meant to be starting slimming world tomorrow. That's just not going to be happening.

strongasmeringue · 02/10/2017 19:09

The fucking builders who built my fucking house can fuck off. All I can here is ds2 banging the fucking bathroom door as the fucking handles are expensive but shit and he's trapped in. The kids haven't fucking learnt that's it's difficult to get the fuck out of the loo if they shut the door so leave it fucking ajar. The people who built these houses were fucking shit. Too much is fucking out of alignment.

I would be enjoying DS being trapped too much if he fucking did it quietly.

ItsNachoCheese · 02/10/2017 19:13

Fuck today is the moral of todays story. Monday can go fuck itself!

Blahblahboo · 02/10/2017 19:13

Today I'm sick of doing everything myself. I've washed up last night dishes, then made tea ( from fresh), washed up again while everyone else sits on their arse. It doesn't seem like a lot but I'm sick of having to ask for help and not getting it. I'm not a fucking wonder woman with twenty pairs of hands.
Ironically I get told I'm the lazy one

Blahblahboo · 02/10/2017 19:14

Today I'm sick of doing everything myself. I've washed up last night dishes, then made tea ( from fresh), washed up again while everyone else sits on their arse. It doesn't seem like a lot but I'm sick of having to ask for help and not getting it. I'm not a fucking wonder woman with twenty pairs of hands.
Ironically I get told I'm the lazy one

Handsoffmysweets · 02/10/2017 19:14

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onalongsabbatical · 02/10/2017 19:20

You are my people!
You can all still fuck off, but you are my people!
Nah - loves all of you, the rest of the fuckwits on the planet can all fuck right off though.
And thank fuck someone started this thread, it's a fucking tonic!
Speaking of tonic...GinGinGin

Funko · 02/10/2017 19:21

It’s not just us!!!

Just fuck off
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