Just fuck off

[Funko]

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

*trying to help
And fuck typing when fucking cross!!

gingergenius I will have my own fucking pity fest thread if you don’t fucking mind? Do you know why? Because as far as I’m bastard aware I am the only one here who has LITERALLY been torn a new fucking arsehole and unless you’ve twatting well had it done you have NO IDEA HOW MUCH IT FUCKING HURTS M’KAY??

So fucking there

#winsinternetandfuckingeverything

Ouch

Are you lot still fucking here? Fuck off!
😂😂

And stop bastard arguing on my thread

Shakey does with though

Win win win fuck off fuck off fuck stupid fucking shitty autocorrect!!!!!!!!!!

I’m off my fucking tits though thanks to tramadol, ibuprofen and paracetamol. Morphine did bugger all, who’d-a-fucking-thunk-it?

New entrant to the ward is dry retching. Nice. I may throw my fucking bed pan at her and blame the meds

Lmao!! That properly made me snigger and snort! Checks autocorrect for bastard racist remark

Changes the word facist back to racist

Dare you to throw the bed pan! I imagine it to be stainless steel rather than one of those cardboard efforts

Whistle fuck you by Lilly Allen at her (this thread has kept me from kicking my DH in the bollocks all week, love it, please don’t stop)

Roll on fucking Friday

Nite nite you lovely fuckers.

Cardboard jobby (scuse pun!) I’m afraid. She’s about 90 though no fucking excuse

@Shakey15000 I see your pity fest and I raise you a whole fucking sad sorry party with a side order of set pity for good measure because I’m really feeling sorry for myself and whilst I’m way out of my comfort zone, it’s much easier to get my fuckfest going on everyone else’s bullshit.

But also I’m very British and don’t wish to offend anyone going through equally difficult struggles

ginger you forgot the obligatory British ‘sorry’

Sorry can fuck the fuck off and when it’s done that it can fucking fuck off some more.

Fucking fuck off fucking anxiety making me fucking relive every fucking little pissing thing I say to new colleagues that may have sounded fucking stupid. Fuck off feeling fucking inept professionally and socially. And fuck off 'd'h who can't fucking understand that when he has to fucking take the kids to fucking breakfast club that it fucking involves taking some fucking responsibility for getting the fucking kids ready not just fucking off to shit and shower and expecting me to have the same fucking argument with the kids about putting fucking clothes on not just fucking whining or holding a sock and staring into fucking space whilst only wearing the other fucking sock.

And a huge fuck off you fucking self-obsessed, irresponsible, entitled, cheeky fucker with your passive aggressive fuckery now I've finally had the fucking balls to stop being fucking used and taken the piss out of.

Fuck, I'm fucking angry. Thank fuck for this fucking thread.

Arrrrrggggghhhh people being dickheads.....FUCK OFF

gingergenius I read it in RP

Fucking dry wretch woman’s stomach muscles must be bloody killing her.

Fucking fuck-a-fucking-duck Friday. Fucking teenage son's fucking laundry has fucking tissues in every fucking pocket which would be fucking nice if he would fucking ever remove them. I'm fucking trying to fuck off to work for more fucking fun and games, but I fucking am going to be fucking late now. FUCK IT ALL! (Gee, I have never sworn so much in my life and it feeeeeeeeels goooooooood!)

Fucking DH! I love him dearly but this week I could cheerfully strangle him.
He's been home early every day this week because he 'has things to do' like sorting through all of his hoarded junk from the past 15 years and every time he gets another box out I know it's going to be an evening of him looking through old books and assorted crap and deciding whether to throw things away or keep them 'just in case'. Or going in the shed to do things then getting me to come out and have a look at what he's done.
I. Don't. Fucking. Care.
And if he WhatsApp's me one more time to ask if I could find something I'm going to go to his office and shove his phone up his arse. I don't care that I actually have a good record for finding things!
Tonight it's kindle, crisps and wine for me. It's probably 20 years worth of football programmes and tea for him.

Thank FUCK IT’S FRIDAY!!

This week, and everybody can go to fucking hell!

PRAYING 🙏 for the euromillions win tonight!

Soon be time for 🍷

@Funko Agreed. Everyone can fuck the hell off. Starting with all my coworkers AND my bosses (Fuck, don't even know who's my boss anymore, everyone's a boss there) AND my DP who's been an arsehole today. Fuck fuck fuck.

Thank fuck it's Friday. Not moving a finger this weekend.

Also, time for

It's not BT is it?! Your OP pretty much summed up my last week!

You can all fuck off with your thanking the world it's Friday. I fucking have to work all fucking weekend. And it's a busy one. With extra busy thrown in for good fucking measure.

I’m fucking working all fucking weekend too. And it’s pissing down so everything in the universe can Fuck right off to the far end of Fuck and then fuck off some more!

Working from 9:30am - 7:30pm on a Sunday can fuck the fuckity off too..... & getting up st 6am for work tomorrow can go and get fucked as well while we're at it.

Fuck off annoying cow at work and your stupid demands. God I hate working with you. Fuck off all the things I have to do like ironing school uniform. Fuck of period pain and ridiculous swelling. Fuck off my period affecting my ad's. Fuck off work etc etc. Ah feel much better.