Just fuck off

[Funko]

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

Fucking Tuesday. Fucking windy weather. Fucking people who don't turn up when they fucking say they will so your horrible horse (yes you buggerlugs) spends his time rubbing fucking holes in his chest on the stable door; removing said door from its hinges and balancing it on his fucking head and then tried to squash me against the stable while I was rescuing him from the door so he could scratch himself on it at a better angle. And why have we no walnut whips?

Going to read Alexander's Terrible Horrible no good very bad day to make myself feel better.

You can buy nut free walnut whips now

Ps forgot to say fuck

Fuck yer wallnut whips.

I am sticking a big fuck you to my waistline by ordering a kebab and chips to go with my beers.

Maybe tomorrow I will be fucking delightful and healthy

Yup... for no apparent reason I’m just rather unpleasant today.. no goddam reason at all!

I always lurk and NEVER post... but HAD to post to say I LOVE the term "bastard o'clock" . And I love love love all the venty swearing!

Fucking fabulous!

Actually... I will also add.... fuck all the walking on fucking arsing eggshells that I do around the fucking egos of my fucking family members!!

Wow... liberating!

Dear Aeroflotgirl, not sure if it helps, but Tarquin will probs end up not as happy as your ds....(voice of experience, not at all like Sam Jackson)my ds is dyslexic and at university and very kind.

Told me,"nobody picks on people around me"...is that boasty? Didn't mean to be, but the Tarquins of the world are surpassed only by their mothers.

I had one of these days Friday. Toddler DS screaming his head off and refusing to get in the pushchair. Then when he is he screams and kicks his legs as I push him along. Eleventy billion people of Torquay apparently have never seen a toddler have a tantrum so starring at us was the answer. Off you fuck tossers.

Bag stolen at a station on way home last night. All my cards, loyalty cards, NUS card (work for a uni), providional driving licence, NI card, make up, travel mug from John Lewis, etc. gone. Luckily was holding my phone txting at the time & wearing my work badge. Has defo taught me lessons & have reported to police (door keys also in bag) & had lovely victim support so far, but really bloomin inconvenient! To top it all of spent hours in phone queues to cancel bank cards, due to that airline going bust!!!

Glad didn't drink paint thinner by mistake though.

My therapist says having a good old sweary rant is really good for you so let it all out!

No, I won't believe it!! Nut-free Walnut Whips!!??!! What will they think of next??

£15 in my handbag too!

I fucking hate life today. So completely agree!

Only half an hour a week they said. Really simple they said. Fuck your fuckity selves right fucking off 😤 That's another fucking whole day spent being fucked right off with this volunteering fuck-shit!!!

God - that feels fucking (slightly) better. Thanks a fucking lot you lovely bunch.

This thread seems a nice one to join in with. Anybody mind if I fuck on?

Yeah, my husband can fuck the fuck off too.

You'd think after 5 years together and 3 years married he would actually have some sort of inkling of good foreplay!

does he hell!
Fucking inept fucker. Same fucking shit every few fucking months when he swears he will get better and does, twice, then stops again.

He can fuck the fuck off and sleep in his own room from now on.
dick.

YANBU!!! Fuck everything.

You're all making me feel weird! I'm desperately trying to hold it all together and not get fucked off with everything. Ah well, I'm sure I'll get fucking over it.

Just let it out eveforever
Do it here
Amongst us fuckers

eveforever I came here to get my fuckedness out so less with people (including myself!) I know off MN.

Unborn Why do you take your baby out of the house then if they're that vulnerable? Genuine question

Oh Bing fuck off with your genuine question. OP shouldn't have to be ,housebound in the last half decent days of the year because her baby came early. He'll be fine as long as handsy fuckers can keep themselves to themselves - as they bloody should without permission!!!

Not OP rather, Unborn.stupid fucking sleep deprived brain.

And yes while I'm at it, fuck sleep deprivation. Fuck waking up every hour with my baby for the last 3 months. Fuck the ridiculous hope I go to sleep with every night that tonight might be different and it never fucking is. Fuck the ear infection that has made it 10 X worse the last couple of nights. Really FUCK that ear infection for making my poor baby hysterical with pain. Fuck my other half for not taking the hint and fucking off to the sofabed so we can co-sleep comfortably, and fuck tiny double beds that can't accommodate me alongside a snoring starfishing lanky bloke and a wailing starfishing lanky baby. Fuck comfort cluster feeding which is making it more and more likely I'm going to miss Bake Off. Did I mention fuck sleep deprivation? And double bum-fuck all the people who tell me that I just have to let her cry it out - not happening fuckers, thank you for your advice now FUCKITY-BYE!

Ahhhhhh. Better.