Just fuck off

[Funko]

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

*NOT FUCKING CLEANING THEM OUT

I never read every post on a thread but this one has truly cheered me up. am seriously hoping it goes on so when I have a truly fuckity fuck off day I can vent on here. Thank you ladies - especially Funko for starting it off. Hope homeworking saves you 😊

All the fuckwit TWAT people I have to visit for my job can fuck RIGHT off. Yes, you know I'll be calling because YOU'VE HAD A LETTER. Instead of fucking asking me what it's all about, READ YOUR LETTER. If you cannot take part, JUST FUCKING LET ME KNOW, so I don't have to waste my time, petrol and sanity x multiple times, to call when you're in, driving to your fucking house and having fuckwit discussions on the doorstep about something that YES, IS fucking important to do, and described fully IN YOUR FUCKADUCK LETTER. Grrrrrrrowllll!

Smug fuckers who eat healthily and exercise can ALSO FUCK RIGHT OFF. I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK! Oh what therapy this is to vent!

That reminds me.. loooool

GerardButlersBird don't suggest the "like" button. Your day will only get fucking worse on here!

Fuck you @strawberrisc for making me laugh out loud at 4 fucking am and wake up my dw and thank you fucking much for the cunting bollocking that awaits me in the morning.

Well you can all FUCK OFF. I started a thread asking for distraction as I’m in agony post op in Hospital and no fucker has replied.

—it was literally 2 minutes ago—

— strike through fail but I’ve had some lovely replies now so you lot can do one—

Why can’t I do strike throughs???? Fuck you all!

Doffers imaginary hat to NewDaddie

Don't stop with the Thursday fuck off fuck ups.! I feel so much better...more, I want more, you fuckers!

@Shakey15000 Fuck off with your needy attention seeking thread. Why do you need a thread of your own when you w got a perfectly good fucking thread right here???

Ps Hope you’re feeling better soon.

Fuckity bye!!!!

And PMT and perimenopausal hot flushes halfway through a lecture can also fuck off because frankly I’m done with EVERYTHING

Slams door, lifts computer and FUCKING bashhes it off every Cunting Wall in this bastard fucking cunt of an office. ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH, (nearly broke the keys therei was typing so hard and everyone looked at me!)*1000

Can I add the daily cunting fail cunting excuse for reporters and their shitty public transport vomit mop sister paper the metro to my fuck off list for making me delete my entire bastard thread because of their fucking screen fucking shots.

To be fair you did out your entire sports team and especially your mate as gigantic fucking misogynistic shitty bastards on that thread, so they've done you a fucking huge favour unless the poor woman you were discussing reads the metro - in which case they've done her the favour by letting her into the secret of what a gigantic turd she was about to marry.

Can I just add a big 'ol FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU to my MIL who won't stop bollocking on about fucking Christmas. I don't fucking know where we're spending fucking Christmas yet ok??? I have a family too, and a child of my own to consider and your son and I haven't even had chance to fucking discuss it yet so stop with the fucking guilt trips already!! Quite frankly I'd rather lick a tramps hat than spend it with you after last year's complete and utter fucking débâcle but I haven't had time to properly plan my excuses yet so give me a fucking break woman!!!!!!

Thank you all. I feel much better now

I hear you @Funko. And I concur. Everyone can go and get fucked and fuck right off. Idiots.

You rightnow do you work in my bastard cunting Office??

Their fuckwittery has followed me to my safe haven of working from home. Cocksucking cunting wankfaced arsehole twatting bastards!

Aggggggh! I need to venture out to buy mor alcohol. My poor liver

Why? Who the fuck put ‘you’ at the beginning of that sentence. Cos it ‘sounds’ like do?? Is that an acceptable autocorrect cos it’s fucking similar. Twatphone!

I’m back. This week can fuck off too.

Oh this is the most brilliant thread EVER.

Fuck the fucking fuck off to our fucking wankery piece of shit work accounting system whose utter shitting uselessness means that nearly all of my fucking bollocky wanking work day has been wasted sorting out bloody fucking arsefaced issues which in turn means I will have to work hours of bastarding cuntfaced sodding overtime tonight just to bastarding well get caught up with all the buggering shitearse wank I have to deal with EVERY SINGLE FUCKING day.

Ahhhhhhhh.

Oh I so need this thread today...
Fuck work colleagues who think it's my problem our boss is a nob.
Fuck boss for not being at work the day after he's fucked everyone off, leaving me to pick up the pieces.
Fuck all the people who don't do their own jobs but spend all day interfering in everyone else's.
Fuck people who you spend hours of time ring to help so they can treat you like shit.
Fuck husband for not even asking what sort of day I've had (though I suspect it's obvious and he's too scared to ask!)
Fuck today and definitely fuck tomorrow when I'm going to have to sort out today's fucking mess!!
Thanks feel loads better!

Fuck my boss and her stupid fucking ideas that go hand in hand with a complete lack of fucking capacity planning. In fact, fuck my job completely and fuck DH's too, because we're both so fucking knackered at the end of every day and I would really like to have more SEX thankyouverymuch.

Also, fuck my boring diet. Fuck doing spellings after school, that's what fucking school is for. And fuck the verruca that's been hanging around on DD's foot for the best part of two years - take the hint, you're not wanted so just fuck the fucking fuck off!

Oh, and the washing up can definitely go and fuck itself right in the ear.