Just fuck off

[Funko]

I am not being unreasonable!

Everyone can literally fuck the fuck off today. Fuck your attitude, fuck your mistakes, fuck your technology and fuck your excuses.

JUST. FUCK. OFF.

And breathe.

I just needed to vent. I am soooo angry.

Feel free to add more rants into the ether.

OMG Funko you just made my cry, that's not a good sign! Off to get a drink then I might reconsider this swearing therapy lark.

Fucking hell! I’m even making people on the internet cry! FML

Seriously don’t cry, scream and swear on here instead.

Oh and to the other pp gifting me someone else’s baby by mistake. Fuck off! I’ve long since completed levels sleepless nights, potty training, nursery, infants, juniors and just completed entering child into Senior school. I am now entering the boss level of PUBERTY SPOTS AND TEENAGE HORMONES. Of which they can also.. fuck off! 🎮

Also note to twatty iPhone. Given my propensity to type Fuck A LOT... learn the fucking word so I don’t have to delete —duck ducking duck so duck off—

Everforever maybe another day would be better - meanwhile or whichever you prefer.

Swearing is more for when I'm pissed off, apparently it would appear I'm feeling more along the lines of tearfully pathetic. At least I have drink in the house!

Just found this thread and I'm so glad it's carried on into fucking Tuesday. Today has ben the fuck-fuck-fuckettiest day in fucking ages. From being woken up at 7 (after getting in from a work trip at 1am) by someone who had monumentally fucked up and was basically scrabbling to cover his arse, the day carried on throwing reasons at me to shout FUCK OFF at everyone. I kept it in all day, then my mum rang an hour ago to ask a favour. It was only a little bit unreasonable and I normally would have just agreed but I'd been too polite all day and it seems I couldn't do it any longer so I snapped. Didn't tell her to fuck off, but was pretty ungracious about agreeing to the favour. So now I feel like a total arse, too.
Wednesday's got to be better, right?!

Well it is Fucktard Tuesday, what do you expect.

Thank fuck for this!!!!!

Fuck the fucking client throwing fucking abuse at me because I'm fucking late sending out a fucking product because they didn't give me the fucking construction details until two weeks after the fucking deadline... Exactly what the fuck did they think was going to fucking happen??!! Pig ignorant rude fucker!!!

that does feel good!!

Minaktinga Fucktard Tuesday
Hoping we can all avoid Wanker Wednesday.

Can I be of any assistance?

fucking anxiety can fuck the fuck off! Awake since fucking 4am can fuck off. Fucking had to cancel my private physio appointment for my fucking painful shoulder cos D'S had migraine and now I can't get in until next fucking tuesday. Stupid fucking pain and stupid fucking racing heart. Stupid fucking cocktail or drugs that I need just to get me through the fucking day in one piece!!!!! Fucking counsellor on another 3 week holiday so no fucking therapy until the end of fucking October. fuck fuck fuck...

and breathe

And just to top it off I had a nosebleed on my drive into fucking work and only had wet wipes and no tissues. Today can seriously fuck off.

I dropped an entire box of cat biscuits all over the floor. Somehow they even got inside the washing machine. Was screaming fuck off at the top of my voice, god knows what my neighbours thought!

Cunt it up the tits with shit on.

Oh my god you can fuck off with parking in my space you absolute bastard dickhead fuckwit every FUCKING day!!!!!!

Came to post, ended up laughing, thank you strawberrisc

@scampimom 😂😂😂😂

I declare today officially Wank Wednesday as this bastard cunting week continues!

Roll on the weekend!

for all!

I have days when my internal monologue is just: Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. CUUUUUUNTTTTT!!

Fuck off. Just fuck off. It's not my fault and I'm the only one dealing with reality.

One of my favourite phrases to make someone leave me alone

Off you fuck!!

**strawberrisc, hilarious 😂

Everyone else must have had a fantabulous Wednesday!

I have negotiated some home-working time for the rest of the week as I was in serious danger of causing actual bodily harm and or death to many of my coworkers.

Why the fuck didn’t I win that big fat euromillions??

I could boil with rage quietly alone on a desert island. Ok I’d have to take DS too but provided he had WiFi I doubt I’d hear a peep out of him 😂

Wish there was a "like" button so I could empathise, as I want to, with many of these.

Couldn't wait to get on here today. From being an Extremely Prolific Mner of Yesteryear to one who, these days, lurks but literally never posts, this Fuckery thread has made me find time to actually post. All day I've waited to get on here and say...

Fuck my work colleagues who have bad attitudes
Fuck my house which won't fucking clean itself
Fuck the continuing egos of my DP and DD who I love dearly but FUCK THEM
Fuck the fact that I'm not cooking fucking dinner for people who may or may not wan it when they return from their late shifts (yes DP and DD again).. although they MIGHT but won't know until they get back! So FUCK THEM.
Fuck Sky and Barclays whose ridiculous prices and overdraft (respectively) have made me their bitch
Fuck the Smelly hamsters... they are NOT mine... I never wanted them... (although they are cute).. but I am NIR FUCKING CLEANING THEM OUT. At least not tonight
And Fuck My FUCKING anxiety! I refuse to be IT'S bitch!

Thank you