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to judge this baby name?

337 replies

PyongyangKipperbang · 17/09/2017 19:21

Or rather the parents that chose it?

Overheard in the local shop a young girl (8ish) telling her friend that her new baby brother is being called....Kaiser. She wasnt joking.

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TallulahBetty · 17/09/2017 21:02

I went to school with a Kaiser. Said Kay-ser not Kye-ser

CanIHaveChocolatePlease · 17/09/2017 21:08

There is a local family who have a Beyoncé and Rihanna as their kids name I nearly pissed myself laughing when I was introduced to Beyoncé

CountessOfStrathearn · 17/09/2017 21:08

It is a name growing in popularity! (Won't be adding this to the shortlist if there's another one though.)

names.darkgreener.com/#kaiser

TheGirlOnTheLanding · 17/09/2017 21:08

I'm not sure that Paisley is any worse than Aubree or Watson though

Clearly you've never visited Paisley then!Grin

Soci · 17/09/2017 21:10

As a child I thought my neighbour was called Violin, learned later that she was of course Violet.

Jakeyboy1 · 17/09/2017 21:10

My daughter told nursery that her new baby sisters middle name was Honey. It's Connie. 😂

Dionysus78 · 17/09/2017 21:13

My niece once came back from a wedding saying she'd made friends with 'Medicine.' Obviously, it was actually Maddison.

girlingerrupting · 17/09/2017 21:13

I just have to say I'm crying with laughter at this thread. The one whose sibling was rajbinder, rumplestiltskin and Eric?!?!! I love children they are hilarious
We have a few place names my DSs class my v normal northern dad always gets my kids to recount the names in their class then just sits there chuckling.

Fekko · 17/09/2017 21:15

When ds was little one of the other kids in nursery was adamant that my name was Nigeria (it isn't).

SumAndSubstance · 17/09/2017 21:17

When my sister Rachel was born, our cousin told everyone that her name was 'Churchill'!

cunningartificer · 17/09/2017 21:18

Child at school seriously told me their new little brother was called Spot. Unmovable on this.

Asked him to check.

Was actually Mark. Smile

diddl · 17/09/2017 21:18

"Maybe she's a fan of the Usual Suspects"

I thought that-Keyser(?)

A derivation of Kaiser/Caesar.

ZuzuMyLittleGingersnap · 17/09/2017 21:18

I was awestruck my childhood babysitter was called "Bovril".

"Avril" somehow didn't impress me, or my kindergarten friends, as much.

Sidenote: Haven't heard the name Avril around for years. Anyone know one?

worlybear · 17/09/2017 21:19

Taught a Lenin once...I kid you not!

PolarBearGoingSomewhere · 17/09/2017 21:19

Ha, thanks for this thread which has made me chuckle.

I heard myself being talked about at a English Heritage property when I called DD1 "Rainbow Dash". We were playing an extended game of My Little Pony, of course, but it's nice to know that I look confident enough to call my kids something so yooneek.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 17/09/2017 21:20

I do but she'd be in her early 30's now. Not come across it since.

BellMcEnd · 17/09/2017 21:21

There's a Crystal-Alice round here. No prizes for guessing her Dad's football affiliation.......

AtSea1979 · 17/09/2017 21:22

Heard worse.

I know a John-Lewis.

Peregrina · 17/09/2017 21:24

I knew someone once who called her baby Jewels, and no, she insisted it wasn't the French way, Jules. Poor lad will be grown up now, and I wonder how he got on with the name.

Fekko · 17/09/2017 21:24

Me too! And a peter jones!

TheLegendOfBeans · 17/09/2017 21:25

I love the name Avril...but would you have to have your DD born in April for it to "work"?

Ps: Kaiser I associate with

  • Jenelle from Teen Mom
  • my American friend's Doberman Pinscher (brother of "Rommel" Hmm)
ZuzuMyLittleGingersnap · 17/09/2017 21:25

BelindaBlinked,

You'll like this, then Wink
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/shortcuts/2014/aug/15/are-people-really-calling-their-baby-girls-khaleesi

Winteriscomingneedmorewood · 17/09/2017 21:26

Rory Lyons at ds's old primary. .
And a Sigourney, a Mercedes,.
I went to school with a St John Goldfingle. .

LHReturns · 17/09/2017 21:29

My 3 month old son is Roque (pronounced Rock). His very jealous 4 year old brother calls him Bob the Blob. Poor Roque.

stopbeingadramallama · 17/09/2017 21:31

I went to school with someone called Jack Daniels🙈