My neighbours are thick as fuck! I'm stuck in their house!

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I can't even understood what's happened!! They've locked me in their house and set the alarm! What the fuck do I do now ???

Well this didn't happen did it op? I think somebody has been paying a little holiday visit to bolllockstown.

So cynical for one so middle aged. 😥

Eh?

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Literally nobody takes their back door keys on holiday...they must be lying around somewhere...

You couldn't be feeding the fish without knowing the alarm code.....so use it.

Well if the op is a cat the food situation seems straight forward

If you think this isn't real then report it and move on instead of loads of you saying the same thing

How exactly did they expect you to feed the fish if they set the alarm and didn't give you any keys?

If they've set the alarm, you must have set it off by now?

DO THEY HAVE A LANDLINE??

If so, call your local friendly constabulary. They probably think they've heard it all but they may not have...

Alarm must have gone off by now. Are there any spare keys for either doors or windows that you could climb out of?

You need keys to open a lot of doors from the inside, ours certainly do.

Our windows are usually locked too, but we just leave the keys on the window sills and then the cats knock them off and they disappear down the tiny gap between the carpet and the skirting board.

Eh? Does their door not open from inside?

Are there any scones left?

Omg!

Oh dear

just leave, the alarm company will have a number for someone

OP said the neighbours are rather elderly (80s). Maybe they were confused?

If you're in the house, why hasn't the alarm gone off?

But, on the off chance this is real...

Find the alarm box - in the cupboard under the stairs probably - and phone the alarm company. Their phone number will be on the box They will have the contact number for your neighbours , or whoever their nominated keyholder is. They might phone the police as well but you're just going to have to explain to them.

Are there keys for the windows? Mine are usually blu tack'd to the window frame so they don't get lost.

Otherwise you're going to have to start going through the kitchen drawers.

Not placemarking, definitely not...

Look in kitchen drawer for keys?

They don't even have a patio door that could be opened? Really? And yeah no way they've taken front and back door keys on holiday

See if you can find a phone charger to keep us updated Get your friend to put one through utility room window.

I'm assuming the alarm is set to go off only if a door is opened? Ours can be set to that only so the cat doesn't set it off.

YABU having a poo in the neighbours' house. MN rules.

Re the "does the door not open from the inside" posts - none of mine do without a key.

Still

Call the coach company via landline?

Get your friend to post a charger through the letterbox for a start. Then poke around and see whether you can find an address book. Or go to their phone and see whether it has numbers saved in the memory. If you're desperate, try hitting redial - they might have phoned their daughter just before leaving, just to say they were leaving, and said daughter will be able to help.

I agree that the alarm code will be in the address book, semi-encoded.