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My neighbours are thick as fuck! I'm stuck in their house!

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squattingposition · 07/08/2017 14:10

I can't even understood what's happened!! They've locked me in their house and set the alarm! What the fuck do I do now ???

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BadlyParkedRangeRover · 07/08/2017 14:11

How did that happen?
Can you call them?

HopefullyAnonymous · 07/08/2017 14:12

What? Why were you in their house?

Mumof56 · 07/08/2017 14:12
Hmm

Leave by going out through the door?

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 07/08/2017 14:12

Are you sure it's the neighbours love? Wink

BellaGoth · 07/08/2017 14:12

How did you get in there in the first place? Confused

Presumably if you leave the alarm will go off?

Booboobooboo84 · 07/08/2017 14:12

Hahaha how on earth did that happen? Can you call them if not call 101 maybe

Twistmeandturnme · 07/08/2017 14:13

phone them?

safariboot · 07/08/2017 14:13

Exit through the window? Call a locksmith? If it's an alarm that calls the office, make it go off and wait for the police?

TheEmojiMovieLooksShite · 07/08/2017 14:13
Mrscropley · 07/08/2017 14:13

Have you parked on their drive?
Fence issue?
Refused to watch their dc for the entire school holidays?
Made a crap birthday cake for them?

NeedMoreSleepOrSugar · 07/08/2017 14:14

Is the alarm going off?

Nomdutilisateur · 07/08/2017 14:14

Were you trying to burgle them or kill them?

PurpleChai · 07/08/2017 14:14

Is there a penguin bollard in the hallway?

ineedamoreadultieradult · 07/08/2017 14:15

If you are close enough to your neighbours to be in their house surely you have their number to call them? How did you not notice them leaving and setting the alarm?

NormaDesmondsEyebrows · 07/08/2017 14:15

How?

Mind you, I forgot ds1 was home once and set the alarm and fucked off out for the day. Good job he rarely leaves his room Grin

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 07/08/2017 14:15

Just. Stay. Very. Still. Op.

safariboot · 07/08/2017 14:15

And to others: some doors require a key to unlock them from both sides, making it possible to be locked in. A scenario such as OP having come to visit, gone to the bathroom, neighbours thought OP had left and went out themselves.

Eleventybillionfucks · 07/08/2017 14:16

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Hissy · 07/08/2017 14:16

Oh THIS i have to hear...

Rossigigi · 07/08/2017 14:16

How?????

Anecdoche · 07/08/2017 14:17

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Crunchymum · 07/08/2017 14:17

I'll reserve judgement as to who is "thick", getting locked in someone's house isn't the brightest move Grin

Crunchymum · 07/08/2017 14:19

Oh God, please don't let this be a fucking "narrative of a cat" thread.

Toysaurus · 07/08/2017 14:19

Don't run upstairs or look in the cellar. Arm yourself and hide behind a door and do not put your mobile phone down at all:

pinkoneblueone · 07/08/2017 14:20

@Crunchymum 😂😂😂 I cannot believe that someone would do such a thing

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