So I live 3 miles away and oh my god shoot me now for making small talk with an old couple one day while riding by on my bike!
They asked me a question while I was riding by about the village and what is available there or something.
I don't ride my bike everyday just when the weathers nice and FYI I've lost 6 stone over the last 2 years following slimming world online because surprise fucking surprise my nearest slimming world group is shock horror no where near me but about a 15 min walk from Nando's !!!! 
We started on the wine that was left in the fridge I had just the one glass while sat on the dryer having a much needed smoke out of the utility room window when my friend arrived! To be honest I didn't think it would hurt and they had actually given me 2 bottles of wine as favours when I've picked up grocerys for them on the way back on my bike.
As well as IKEA they must have a cheeky trip round Costco too because the wine they had stocked was excessive! BUT if you lived where we lived then you have to bulk buy a lot of things.
"But OP don't you need a business to get a Costco membership?"
Why yes assholepersistantposter you are in fact completely correct! If they had got the bulk collection of wine (I'm talking the £5 a bottle wine) from Costco I'm guessing they would use grandsons business?
The flatpack would have taken a day if that and grandson didn't know which day he would be coming over to fit in his schedule so that's why they thought best to ask a neighbour.
Yes a neighbour 3 mile away but a neighbour who always brings back correct change or sometimes their debit card upon returning from the village!
I can't see me being an opportunist theif when it's pretty obvious and not hard to find where I live and risk going to prison having my beautiful house taken away!