My neighbours are thick as fuck! I'm stuck in their house!

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I can't even understood what's happened!! They've locked me in their house and set the alarm! What the fuck do I do now ???

Bizarrely over invested in this now it could become a relationship.
Any update op?

@Ellie56 Why do you care? I don't understand these unhappy people that exist in life hating on happy people whom are causing no harm. You must be very unhappy, poor thing.

@WorraLiberty Go take some xanax and cheer up, love.

Why did it take an hour to travel three miles? Where is your bike. Have you fed the fish?

Don't believe a word of this.

Where is this rural place that has a Nando's?

It was a long drive to get to the Nando's

Of course it's crap!

"Why did it take an hour to travel three miles?"

Because Parkrun is on Saturdays, and other days aren't real

Maybe June and Richard are not thick at all...maybe they set you up to be rescued by their hot grandson

I really really hope this is true. Imagine telling your grandkids how you met.

So a young woman is lured to the house of people she barely knows. She is plied with scones and suddenly has an overwhelming need to poo. On returning from her poo, she finds the couple have disappeared and she is now trapped in an escape-proof house. Then she is driven away in a van by a charismatic stranger, destination unknown.

All we need now is for Liam Neeson to appear and make THAT phonecall......

Oh and the op makes sense. They all stayed over. The friend went home early and then George and the op went to nandos which was a long way away. She fell asleep for an hour on the way back and is now hone.
Presumably there were shenanigans where she hit her head on junes bike. Was the sex good op? Are you seeing him again.

Have you actually fed the fish? Will nobody think of the fish ......

Who says she is young, I think she is an active 75 year old and about to start a hot shagging fest with the 17 year old nephew.

OP, what about the fish? Are they ok?

Bloody hell what a carry on!

Why did June ring the landline? Sorry if you've said!!

My dh was locked in with the children once. I assumed he had keys so locked up and went to work. He had left them in the car, had to flag down a neighbour, pass car key through letter box and ask her to grab them. I had arranged for something to be sold on f.b that morning too, dh was going to meet her at the school so I had a snotty message from her about how " he never turned up and my friend was waiting" hard one trying to explain that

So OP - come on - answer the questions -

Are you seeing him again?

Me and my friend got locked in the art storeroom once at school. It was great. We hung out of the window for a crafty fag too.
This was in the early 80's mind. We didn't shout or bang on the door for about an hour as we were skivving and smoking but then got bored and hungry so hollered our heads off. The storeroom was down a corridor that hardly anyone passed so we were hoarse by the time we were let out

I've skimmed and speed-read a bit, but I'm confused... the OP is locked into the house of a "neighbour" who lives 3 miles away in the afternoon, a house with no opening windows or landline - well it does have a landline that takes incoming calls, but for some reason OP won't use it to ask for help).
The neighbours had left and locked up in the space of 5 minutes while she was in the toilet.
Friend comes to chat.
The couple realise and phone the landline?
Send gorgeous grandson, who treats them as his guests (though it's not his house), and they all stay over? In someone else's house with a strange man?
OP (who clearly has no job, no children and no partner) then spends the whole next day with him and goes to dinner with him, and gets driven a long enough drive to fall asleep back home (even though it's only 3 miles) at midnight... presumably leaving her bike behind?

I think I must have misunderstood.

@TheFreaksShallInheritTheEarth so erm read the thread and it will answer your questions. Its the same reasoning behind someone asking a question on Facebook when they clearly have internet access to google it

I've read all your posts, but thought I'd misunderstood is all, squatting or perhaps zoned into some sort of MN alike on another planet.

It's the WHY's not the WHAT's that are the problem here.

So you and your friend spent the night in your neighbours' house, even after you'd been released and you live nearby? WHY?

I couldn't see why June has rang you OP!
What was the reason?

Sorry rang her own landline even!