FENCEWANKER

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I'll start by saying I am absolutely furious. So bear with angry spelling and grammar.

We are incredibly lucky and live on a marina on a river. It's very beautiful. On the river are temporary moorings for riverboats. This is lovely. Some people have unofficial 'permanent' moorings and have made their gardens pretty and mow the grass. This is nice.

3 weeks ago a shiny new boat showed up directly opposite our house. It's a lovely boat, nice to see out of the window.

Yesterday THEY PUT UP A THREE PANEL OVER SIX FOOT FUCKING FENCE. See pic.

Would I be unreasonable to burn that fucker to the ground and also put a hole in his stupid boat?

Contact the Canal and River Trust for advice? Read your pp as 'the River Fanny' what a glorious name for a river .

where was the photo of the fairy lights?
sorry OP - you failed

There's always one ( )

No idea why. Maybe sheer embarrassment?

Oh well done!!! Thattook an absolute age though- has he just moved on?!

I don't know why it's gone, the boat is still there.

Lovely though. It's made my day along with the announcement of snow day tomorrow

I am about to buy a boat; got really concerned that I would need to buy fence panels or a ping pong table. Phew!

where was the photo of the fairy lights?
sorry OP - you failed

There's always one grin ( biscuit)

just checking you know i was joking? i cant tell from your reply..... ( i'm a dopey poster)

Oh gosh yes McDougalMcPhee I was definitely joking! Sorry x

OldBean2 you do have to have them if you hate the people who don't live in boats. That's the rules.

I have deja vous. I feel I've read this exact thread before.

Oh yea! DOH!!!! 😃

Oh what a super view you now have again.