AIBU?
Naughtiest thing you've done...
Maxandrubyrubyandmax · 08/06/2017 21:15
Sod the manefestos this is the thing we need to know about our potential leaders. TM trashed a farmers livelihood, jezza was so sick and depraved he can't talk about it! (Might be paraphrasing) AIBU to ask you to put naughty them both with your naughty tales. Best poster should obviously get the keys to number 10
run through multiple fields of wheat do you think ?
tanfield90 · 08/06/2017 21:53
When the Costa Coffee Club card system was broken a few weeks ago I trawled one store and scooped up all the discarded receipts. When the system was back in action I presented all the receipts to mein Barista and claimed about seventy extra points for my card. My free cappuccino came early in May.
OK, it's scarcely naughty but it's no one's loss and some cunt else would likely have done the same anyways.
AlpacaPicnic · 08/06/2017 21:53
I was once jolly affronted to be accused of being a prostitute by a policeman and told everyone that the policeman was horrible and I was considering making a complaint.
The policeman - wrongly - thought I was a prostitute because I was 'loitering' outside a pub in a dodgy part of town.
I wasn't 'loitering'. I was finishing my joint!
Herbie22 · 08/06/2017 21:58
I once met a group of celebrities at a party. Was too shy to talk to celebrity A so told celebrity B that A had been rude to me (he hadn't obviously). Celebrity B then jokingly berated A, who couldn't apologise enough, and I ended up spending all evening talking to them both. More cheeky than naughty.
My teenage sister (10 years ago) ordered a set of wedding stationary for herself and John Terry from John Lewis using my dad's credit card.
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