AIBU to think this personalised number plate is twattish ?

[pepperpot99]

P4ORN. On a big shiny eff off 4x4. Stuck behind him on the roads today. Felt irritated that someone would pay money to declare their love of porn publicly and concluded he must be an utter wanker. Literally.

Maybe it's P4ORN that paid for it!

There's one near us that's S (something) NOB I can't work out if he's a snob or a nob 😂

He's clearly a B16 L05ER

I'm guessing he has a teeny tiny penis.

Saw this beauty last week. Is it?

Didn't upload properly!

Oh, seems it did. Ah well, double the viewing pleasure 😂

I saw this gem in Germany ... although someone told me they aren't allowed personalised number plates so this may have been a happy accident

There's also a 'Y I LOV U' kicking about in my area...

But is it 😂 That is so funny

I think they're all a bit twattish.

All of them signify dicks

They are all twatish - to me they all say TWAT.

Someone round my way has W11WEE on their Prius. I mean why? Why fork out money to name your vehicle after piss?
What a C04K.

Although I have seen A1 BU. Presumably owned by someone fairly near here

5U6K M1 D16K

ALL personalised number plates are twattish.

I saw the only personalised plate I've ever like at a farmers' market in the north today. Forget the first bit, but it was a grocer and it was Something Something One VEG.

Loved it.

Some one round my area drives around with B1G B4LL5

PU55AY is my local small penis beqethed fat balding Range Rover driver

I regularly want to smash his windows

Was the w11 wee in London? Pimlico plumbers vans & cars all have related plates ( loo, tap, etc)

I suspect that the car owner in OP is in same business as the oik who drives locally in SK1NTV

Someone local to us has G5POT.

Perhaps it belongs to Richard Desmond, owner of the Daily Express.

He didn't make his money in newspapers.

That one is twattish, but I don't think all personalised plates are. My uncle has TH0M 4. Family related.