AIBU to think this personalised number plate is twattish ?

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P4ORN. On a big shiny eff off 4x4. Stuck behind him on the roads today. Felt irritated that someone would pay money to declare their love of porn publicly and concluded he must be an utter wanker. Literally.

There was also TUR D0 around there with a dodgy screw in the D to make it look like a B

There wasn't! Must've been some other bastardised spelling of turbo. I can't believe how many posters on this thread have no understanding of the simple rules of registration numbers. Many of those posted simply don't exist.

Nothing wrong with correctly spaced classy dateless plates, I have a cheapo £3.5k one. Misspelled/misspaced ones are awfully chav though. Friend of mine has one worth well into 6 figures, it's frigging awesome though!

W1LY T lives in this town. I suppose she knows what it means. It has been on several different cards.

I saw a very fat, bald man in his 60s driving a white Mercedes with the reg HOO3 LUM with a bit of the 3 obscured to make it look more like a D.

I also, on the same road, same day saw R3 NOB (I'd previously pictured it) and B16 DKY. All driving, not parked.

I saw L30DED yesterday.

I remember seeing one in the early 90's in Manchester that was M1NGE. On a convertible 3 BMW of course, but it did make me laugh!

I see a lot like this. This is actually illegal - but there is zero enforcement.

Oh, and bonus points to twatty plate driver for blocking the marked pedestrian part by not parking in an actual space.

One near me - F11L THY

I can't figure out what half of these are supposed to be spelling

EVERY one who has a private plate is a twat?
What a daft thing to think

L17 CAX - now that is a twat plate. If you hwbe to illegally space it and it still doesn't spell the word then it just looks try hard.

"L17 CAX "

what is it supposed to say?

F11L THY

Nope. Try again.

Shark sorry?

I saw a BL02KEY today . Mandatory personal plate on a Range Rover Evoque.

I have a hearse with business name. All the rest have 'FD' included on plates. Have my name on personal car, only know one other person with my name in UK so definitely out me!
DH has his business initials.

Ok, the personal one might be tw*ttish but I think with our business names/nature of business, it does make an impact.

I drove behind a flat bed truck with a tank and coiled hose mounted on it with reg
LO 05 BOG. (loos bog)

I assume that he empties portaloos

My favourites:

M1SERY (on a Range Rover last week - why?!)

PSYCHO (or very similar - on a McLaren near here)

There's a W1DOW near me, which I've always thought was an odd one.

I think Melania has made an offer for that one.

what is it supposed to say? I have no idea?

I saw one today, a taxi in west London, with EVL 666. It didn't fill me with confidence.
Generally I find them all toe-curlingly naff.

Not RTFT but does anyone remember that episode of One Foot In The Grave where Victor Meldrew buys a new car and when it gets delivered the reg is P155 OLE?
Cracks me up every time!