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To not want dd to call her baby Dave?

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ViolentDelights · 05/04/2017 17:39

I'm quite happy for it to stay simply as "baby" but her brother keeps telling her to call it Dave. Or Farty-pants. But Dave seems to be sticking. It doesn't even look like a Dave. I spent ages online picking one that wasn't terrible looking and now it's going to be known as Dave!

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Biscusting · 05/04/2017 17:41

Could you refer to it as Davina? Maybe it'll stick and dd won't notice?

GotToGetMyFingerOut · 05/04/2017 17:44

A doll? Who cares what she calls it. Yabu.

ThreeLeggedHaggis · 05/04/2017 17:44

Are you talking about a doll?

My friends called their unborn baby 'Baby Dave' and it made me laugh every time. She turned out to be a girl and is now called Isabel.

Isadora2007 · 05/04/2017 17:45

A doll? Seriously...you're even thinking of this as an issue? Weird.

Feelinglikeafailure · 05/04/2017 17:47

What does a dave look like

ajandjjmum · 05/04/2017 17:47

A joke Isadora!!!

MrsTerryPratchett · 05/04/2017 17:49

I prefer Farty Pants.

Elanetical · 05/04/2017 17:50
Grin
To not want dd to call her baby Dave?
ZilphasHatpin · 05/04/2017 17:50
Grin
Pestilentialone · 05/04/2017 17:51
is a brilliant name for a baby. Dave could be PM or a CEO.
AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 05/04/2017 17:52

I work at a children's centre. All our dolls have names like that, to name a few
Gary
Alan
Sharon
Gertie
Bertie
Jackie
Roz

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Chillidawg · 05/04/2017 17:54

Louisa was my sisters go-to.
Every time a new doll appeared, that was its name.
Then she'd cut all its hair off.

WindwardCircle · 05/04/2017 17:55

My niece named hers Limey Germ, Dave seems tame in comparison. (Assuming your talking baby dolls of course).

SuperManStoleMyPants · 05/04/2017 17:56

A child I cared for had a lovely fluffy teddy called Dave. It's an awesome name.

SmokyDepths · 05/04/2017 17:56

I know someone who's family nicknamed their unborn DAUGHTER Brian Grin they even wrote on a little hat 'baby Brian' Grin

NerrSnerr · 05/04/2017 18:02

I called my baby girl Jamie as a 4 year old before it came cool. I was a trend setter. Her full name was Jamie Jane.

HelsinkiLights · 05/04/2017 18:04

We had Maggie Stella, Hannah & Rosa.
Unfortunately Rosa 'drowned' when she fell down the loo & got stuck! She was a doll that would 'wee' when you give it water so DD & friends would like 'toilet training' her.
That was fun trying to get a Baby Born out of the loo.
Poor little Rosa was abandoned by DD even after the poor doll was cleaned by washing machine & then dishwasher.
Rosa got adopted either by the British Heart Foundation or the NSPCC (recycling bag collection)

ViolentDelights · 05/04/2017 18:06

Mine were Araminta and Thomasina... my sister's was Sharon. Guess baby Dave takes after that side of the family.

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Marmite27 · 05/04/2017 18:07

Mine were Peter and Nobody Grin

RedScissors · 05/04/2017 18:08

My dollies were old-lady chic before it was chic!

MrsCaecilius · 05/04/2017 18:08

I named my only doll Mrs Thatcher. I watched a lot of news as a 3 year old.

dylsmimi · 05/04/2017 18:10

It reminds me of the big dog on goggle box. Maybe Dave is making a come back
I think you need to suggest it a lot for girls on the baby name threads

strawberryblondebint · 05/04/2017 18:10

One of my brownies had a beautiful baby called fishy pie. She had also nail varnished her lips and sharpied on some eyebrows.

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