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Anyone else have disgusting guilty good pleasures?

374 replies

threesocksmeghan · 03/04/2017 21:05

Probably just me. But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob. It's better than sex.

Everyone thinks I'm a dog. Please tell me yours!

OP posts:
redjoker · 04/04/2017 13:49

Cooked pasta, spoonful of marmite on top and mixed in, grated cheese

( & syn free Wink )

redjoker · 04/04/2017 13:50

Oh also Cheese and nutella sandwiches

SapphireStrange · 04/04/2017 14:04

Pork scratchings. Especially those ones with a socking great hair coming out of them.

fzz33 · 04/04/2017 14:36

Can't believe I forgot to mention pork scratchings SapphireStrange!! They're a seriously guilty pleasure of mine. Everyone I know hates them but they're absolute heaven!!

morningconstitutional2017 · 04/04/2017 14:37

I sometimes make up a bowl of Dream Topping with a rotary whisk and then eat up the whole lot (yes, it's meant to be four portions) and then berate myself as I'm supposed to be trying to lose weight. I've got absolutely no excuse.

SapphireStrange · 04/04/2017 14:40

Fist-bump, fzz. I think I'm just about the only person I know who likes them, too.

findingmyfeet12 · 04/04/2017 14:56

Any milk chocolate and either salt and vinegar or cheese and onion crisp combo. Heaven.

zukiecat · 04/04/2017 14:57

nigelforgot

My cat goes doolally for a handful of raw mince, can't say I'm ever tempted to join her!

AVY1 · 04/04/2017 15:23

Spaghetti bolognaise toasted sandwiches. Reserved for when I'm on my own, no one else knows!

GeorgiePeachie · 04/04/2017 16:19

a Spoonful of butter preferably salted. OR vegetable spread. I just lick the fat. And I wonder where my love handles come from...

Realitea · 04/04/2017 17:06

I went through a phase of having a hot sausage roll sandwich with ketchup. The butter would melt and it was great.

Screwinthetuna · 04/04/2017 17:12

When I grill bacon, it leaves a load of salty, delicious fat on the baking tray. I rub my finger in it and lick it off...again and again until all gone.

Teabagtits · 04/04/2017 17:17

Cheese and banana pizza, quesadillas, toasties.... as long as there's cheddar and a banana!

CrumpettyTree · 04/04/2017 17:19

Brie and beef disco sandwich

piebald · 04/04/2017 17:36

i love raw mushrooms, just off to see if theres a tube of garlic! also love raw potato but only a tiny bit as my mother always said it would poison me
horseradish sandwiches

fishonabicycle · 04/04/2017 17:53

Fucking hell! I love food but you lot are awful! I couldn't even try most of those combos! I'm fascinated though ...

nigelforgotthepassword · 04/04/2017 17:54

I kind of con myself that that raw mince is like a poor mans steak tartare...

allfurcoatnoknickers · 04/04/2017 17:57

Slutty brownies - layer of cookie, layer of oreos, layer of brownies. made with the cheapest, crappiest box mix I can find.

BaggypantsCrimplesnitch · 04/04/2017 18:42

Yy to the pp who mentioned using Tuc biscuits as a spoon to chisel of lumps of butter.

Also Jacob's cream crackers and/or Cornish wafers sandwiched together with a great thick slice of salted butter.

Capers, straight from the jar.

And crunchy nut cornflakes with double cream. Bliss.

Mrsmadevans · 04/04/2017 18:48

DH eats raw sausages and raw bacon absolutely disgusting! He also dips cheese sarnies in sugary tea, shudder shudder

Laska5772 · 04/04/2017 18:56

tartyflette you are my kind of woman!! ..

I love Jalepenos and I NEEDto try a Fish finger Reuben hot sandwich... (puts sauerkraut on shopping list)

SparklyUnicornPoo · 04/04/2017 18:57

carrot sticks or celery with peanut butter, which is obviously healthy and therefore guilt free right?

Digestives with philadelphia and nutella, like little cheesecakes.
Sausage rolls opened up, put garlic mayo on then close back up.
Fresh baked bread dripping in butter with gravy in a mug to dip it in. or if making bread rolls is too much effort, toast.
Instant chicken noodles or vegetable rice, with grated cheese in a sandwich.
Raw onion chunks and spring onions dipped in salad cream.
Aniseed balls in lemonade, tastes a lot like sambucca but without the puking and inevitable hangover.
Orange juice and coke.

I have 5 much younger siblings, so mum was almost constantly preganant from the time i was 9 up til i was 15, i loved trying her cravings.

DENMAN03 · 04/04/2017 19:21

Salad cream, hula hoops and silverskin onions in a sarnie.. yummy!

Stripeyblanket · 04/04/2017 19:30

I love raw mushrooms and I love garlic you you have given me food for thought Blush

I love pickled onions straight from the jar or chips dipped in mint sauce!

crazygirluk · 04/04/2017 19:39

BBQ Beef hula hoops with Ham Primula squirted into each one (other flavours work but not as nice).

Raw cake mix, I prefer it to actual cake.

Salted popcorn with Minstrels.

Fish finger sandwiches slathered in tomato sauce and mayo.

Hot mashed potato topped with slices of ham and lots of cheese. Microwave it to melt and then eat it with chutney.