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Anyone else have disgusting guilty good pleasures?

374 replies

threesocksmeghan · 03/04/2017 21:05

Probably just me. But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob. It's better than sex.

Everyone thinks I'm a dog. Please tell me yours!

OP posts:
joystir59 · 04/04/2017 10:06

Bread buttered thickly with soft butter then mayo, then mustard. Fold slice and scoff. Dreadful, I know.

joystir59 · 04/04/2017 10:08

Cannot read this thread- getting too many fantastic ideas and BMI already through the roof. Bye everyone

TheHobbitMum · 04/04/2017 10:19

Tinned spaghetti hoops in tomato sauce poured on top of vanilla ice cream Blush

Emilyxeliza · 04/04/2017 10:22

Aunt Bessie Yorkshire puddings with melted cheddar on top!

plutohasfeelingstoo · 04/04/2017 10:22

Peanut butter and jam sandwiches with white bread dipped into Heinz tomato soup. God it's been so long

threesocksmeghan · 04/04/2017 10:28

TheHobbitMum Shock

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DunhamO · 04/04/2017 10:38

Mini cheddars dipped in nutella.

Chips dipped in strawberry angel delight

Cheap grey sludgy tuna mayo on top of chips or ready salted crisps

I eat cheese and jam all the time, I didn't think it was that unusual.

zukiecat · 04/04/2017 10:49

Pastry Cheese Straws dipped in black coffee

Everyone thinks I'm disgusting, but it's lovely

fzz33 · 04/04/2017 11:35

Cheese on toast with hot sauce

Beans, cheese and hot sauce

I've been known to eat pickled onions from the jar, same with olives

LoupGarou · 04/04/2017 12:13

Hash browns spread with crunchy peanut butter
Hash browns with melted extra strong cheddar on top

laughwithmeleelee · 04/04/2017 12:17

I have never felt so sick reading a post, yet I can't stop! These are hilarious GrinGrin

TheWayYouLookTonight · 04/04/2017 12:22

Salad cream (only Heinz will do) sandwiches - just bread folded over with a good slug of fridge-cold salad cream inside.

Also dry roasted peanuts with salad cream on Blush

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 04/04/2017 12:23

Hot cross buns with boursin. Mmmm. Or Lucky Charms with single cream.

Bookshelfbaby · 04/04/2017 12:25

Ice cold tinned semolina straight from the fridge. This is essentially a result of my mothers poor cooking / housekeeping when I was a child but I've come to love it and always keep some semolina chilling in the fridge for when I am unwell or down.

laughwithmeleelee · 04/04/2017 12:28

Digestive biscuits dipped in cream soda? That is amazing

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 04/04/2017 12:28

Oh and bacon grill sarnies with ketchup.

fzz33 · 04/04/2017 12:30

AndNoneForGretchenWieners Hot cross buns with boursin. - I HAVE TO TRY THIS

I have a boursin addiction but I have a feeling this is gonna be a whole new level...

willothewisp17 · 04/04/2017 12:37

biscuits (rich tea, digestives, whatever) thick with butter 👅 and eating squirty cream straight from the tin, or spraying it into a bowl and eating with a spoon!

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 04/04/2017 12:52

fzz it truly is like an orgasm for the soul.

Baconbinge · 04/04/2017 12:54

Chicken supernoodles on toast

AHedgehogCanNeverBeBuggered · 04/04/2017 13:06

Sliced dill pickle and raspberry jam on white bread sandwiches (together). I'm 22 weeks pg though and never even considered eating this pre-pg so maybe it doesn't count.

stevie69 · 04/04/2017 13:29

Probably just me. But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob. It's better than sex.

Doubtless it's better than most of the sex that I've had. However, come in number 6: you were better than any food I could mention Blush

nigelforgotthepassword · 04/04/2017 13:31

Raw mince.I always have some as I'm cooking it through.and also yes to pp who said tomato purée from the tube. It's amazing that I ever get to finish making a bolognese.

fzz33 · 04/04/2017 13:35

nigelforgotthepassword that's got to be the worst one I've read Confused

nigelforgotthepassword · 04/04/2017 13:41

I know!

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