Anyone else have disgusting guilty good pleasures?

[threesocksmeghan]

Probably just me. But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob. It's better than sex.

Everyone thinks I'm a dog. Please tell me yours!

Do a fry up, sausages, bacon, egg whatever fry all in the pan.

Take all out then chuck beans into the pan. Leave the fat in the pan (this is essential). Cook for a few minutes until thick and dark brown in colour.

Best. Beans. Ever.

But mine is raw mushrooms, with garlic squeezed straight from the tube. Straight in the gob.

Ummmm, that sounds AMAZING. Then again, I love mushrooms and garlic.
Will be back if I can think of something suitably weird/disgusting

Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches.

Babypassport: Crab sticks dipped in taramasalata
That actually sounds delicious. I must try that.

Mine is hazelnut chocolate and plain salted crisps crunched together as fast as I can gobble them. Great when I have hay fever, for some reason.

I love chips from the chippy dipped in mayonnaise.

I like the idea of the ice-cream / lemon curd combo. I am guessing crushed meringue might enhance it.

Pretty much anything I have for tea with a slice of bread and butter made into a sandwich...
Risotto? In a sandwich
Pasta bake? In a sandwich
Chicken Kiev? Put that bad boy in a sandwich
Chilli con carne? Ooh go on, slap it in a slice of bread and call it a sarney!
I don't do this so much now, as unsurprisingly it made me fatter than I already was!

Whole (not sliced) jalapeño chillies straight from the jar.
Fish finger Reuben hot sandwich -- grilled fish fingers, melted cheese slices and hot sauerkraut layered between two slices of thick toast and slathered with spicy mayo/chili ketchup sauce. Optional dill pickle on the side.
Proper flthy.

Condensed milk spooned from the tin. Butter and sugar mixed together (buttercream).

Fresh mango and peanut butter sandwiches. Sometimes with cream cheese.

Crystallised ginger pieces with salted peanuts or cashews.

Raw mushroom, hummus and grated carrot sandwiches, added thinly sliced fresh chillies if I have any.

Tinned macaroni cheese with tinned plum tomatoes, gently folded together.

McDonald's chicken nuggets dipped in both barbecue and sour cream and chive dip.

Mr Kipling Jamaica ginger cake with Nutella

Half chicken half curry super noodles with half a chicken oxo cube, extra curry powder, aromat and paprika

Boiled eggs dipped in mayonnaise mixed with lots of English mustard.

Peanut butter on toast with sliced banana on top

Nutella and peanut butter sandwich

Chunks of banana with a bit of dairylea on top

Skinny fries dipped in hummus (could eat this for every meal)

Pineapple slices dipped in ketchup

Oxo cubes, eaten dry straight from the foil. Delicious.

A packet of salt & vinegar Squares and a tub of hummus. Mmmmmm.

Also McDonald's fries dipped in a milkshake.

A buttery (Aberdeen roll), toasted with raspberry jam and mature cheddar.

@caoNiMartacus I've just put salt and vinegar squares on my shopping list to try this combo out. Inspired.

I love tuna and mayo with cheesy doritos.

Spottedzebra tucs and butter lumps sound amazing.

Rich tea biscuits covered in icing and hundreds & thousands.

Best pudding ever

There's a YouTube clip of David Tennant talking about a sandwich he invented as a kid: plastic white bread, sunflower spread, Peanut butter and mattesons smoked Sausage. Thought this thread might appreciate it but can't post link. Maybe just as well.

I've thought of some more of mine...

Jerk paste mixed with mayonnaise and spread on bread

Actually jerk paste with everything. It really stinks and I'm sure I don't smell pleasant after eating it. But I don't care

I've said it before and I will say it again: squirty cream squirted straight into my mouth. If I could get away with it, the whole can.
Can't buy Nutella cos would eat whole jar one sitting with a spoon.