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Original poster

To expect my dh to wash his hands before sex?

154 replies

Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:19

I HATE the thought of his fingers anywhere near my nuni if he hasnt given them a good scrub first... food, touched money, all kinds of stuff, been out n about. Is that U?

OP posts:
QODRestYeMerryGentlemen · 02/04/2017 22:20

I have never thought about it but my husband always bathes or showers as ya know, dicks have piss in them

Original poster
Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:23

What he showers every single time before u have sex?!?!

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 02/04/2017 22:23

I am guessing spontaneity isn't your thing.

Do you scrub your hands too?

TyneTeas · 02/04/2017 22:23

Never thought about it

Doublevodkaredbull · 02/04/2017 22:24

No quickie in the alley for you then OP?

ClemDanfango · 02/04/2017 22:24

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Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 · 02/04/2017 22:24

Hand gel on the bedside cabinet?

Happyandhungry · 02/04/2017 22:24

How boring.

donajimena · 02/04/2017 22:25

For real?

TheNaze73 · 02/04/2017 22:25

Are you for real? Don't you just intuitively get hold of each other, in the moment?

DedicationToSparkleMotion · 02/04/2017 22:25

Has literally never crossed my mind. I like to throw down whenever I fancy it, would totally ruin the mood to insist he went and washed his hands.

Sparklingbrook · 02/04/2017 22:26

So if your DH goes off to wash his hands unexpectedly you know it's your lucky night.

DonaldStott · 02/04/2017 22:26

Keep some sanitizer by the bed. Nothing could kill the mood like 'go and wash yer'ands'!!

MrsChopper · 02/04/2017 22:26

Guessing it's noted in the calendar 3 days in advance too, OP Wink

Nope, never crossed my mind in the heat of the moment!

magimedi · 02/04/2017 22:27

Nuni?

Biscuit
PortiaCastis · 02/04/2017 22:27

Yeah I make him stick his dick in the penis beaker

SingingGoldfinch · 02/04/2017 22:27

Meanwhile your 'nuni' is utterly germ free!?!?!? Hmm

Sparklingbrook · 02/04/2017 22:27

He could put some surgical gloves on perhaps.

MelinaMercury · 02/04/2017 22:28

Oohhh NO wishiwasmoiradingle, what it it got mixed up with the lube?! Ouch! Grin

ClemDanfango · 02/04/2017 22:28

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TisMeTheLadFromTheBar · 02/04/2017 22:29

I've never given it much thought. Confused

MrsTerryPratchett · 02/04/2017 22:29

Nuni?

Love the idea that you find showers before sex weird but scrubbing hands normal. Unless you're not a genuine poster. Shock

GotToGetMyFingerOut · 02/04/2017 22:29

Can't say it's ever crossed my mind to be honest.

PortiaCastis · 02/04/2017 22:30

Hey nunni nunni and a ho nunni nunni

TiredCluelessMummy · 02/04/2017 22:30

YABU for using the word "nuni" shudders

Not unreasonable for you to have personal requirements for a sexual partner's hygeine. Your choice. Although I also am wondering how this allows for any kind of spontaneity at all. I mean, do you stop and make him go and wash his hands? Does he dare to wash his hands before bed in case he looks presumptuous? Wouldn't work for me.