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Original poster

To expect my dh to wash his hands before sex?

154 replies

Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:19

I HATE the thought of his fingers anywhere near my nuni if he hasnt given them a good scrub first... food, touched money, all kinds of stuff, been out n about. Is that U?

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Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:39

I didnt no how to approach it with him. Because hes very reserved out of the bedroom.

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GotToGetMyFingerOut · 02/04/2017 22:39

Donald a bowl of water with lemon like you get when you eat fish at a restaurant

VestalVirgin · 02/04/2017 22:39

But wibu to say "pls go wash"

Most certainly NOT when he sticked his fingers up your arse.

But also not if you just don't know where he had his hands before.

Don't stick anything, penis OR fingers, in any orifice unless you know exactly where it has been. And when it has been washed last.

Babyblues14 · 02/04/2017 22:39

Isnt nunni the hoover from the telettubies?
I wouldn't let his hands near that either.
But seriously, where is the passion in that, I wouldn't even stay after the first night of sex if he asked me to wash my hands, never mind be in a full relationship.
Buy rubber gloves if your that worried about germs lol

Sparklingbrook · 02/04/2017 22:39

This thread. Hmm

00100001 · 02/04/2017 22:40

He shouldn't be double dipping from back to front!

Front to back no real biggie.

You need to stop him before he does. You will end up with shit in your vagina.

shesnotme · 02/04/2017 22:40

Erm yeah

ClemDanfango · 02/04/2017 22:40

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Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:40

Lmao @ rubber gloves... that wud feel weird. Abit of marigold Wink

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GotToGetMyFingerOut · 02/04/2017 22:41

Well bring it up in the bedroom as he is about to do it where he isn't shy.

Meekonsandwich · 02/04/2017 22:42

How can you be surprised by someone who gets their dp to shower before sex but you get yours to wash his hands!

His penis has germs on it too??

Do you wipe shopping trolleys down with wipes before touching the bar? ;)

I mean it's what works for you but it would totally kill the mood and spontaneity for me , life is messy :)

VestalVirgin · 02/04/2017 22:43

Donald a bowl of water with lemon like you get when you eat fish at a restaurant

Well, that's better for the vaginal health than soap water without anything to wash the soap off. Grin

But joke aside, why not just go to the bathroom? Most people have an indoors one, nowadays.

HelenaWay · 02/04/2017 22:44

I don't believe a word of this.

Babyblues14 · 02/04/2017 22:44

Jesus Christ, I didn't see the arse fingering bit. I'm feeling a bit sick.
But you could suggest toys for one area and hands for the other..

NeonGod73 · 02/04/2017 22:45

You can always lick his fingers coz I heard saliva kinda kills them. Especially important after him fingering you in the butt.

GotToGetMyFingerOut · 02/04/2017 22:45

Vestal I think it's being joked about in reference to the penis beaker thread.

Ok, seriously if you can't talk about this with your partner there's a problem.

Sparklingbrook · 02/04/2017 22:45

You should not have married him if this was a dealbreaker. You should have incorporated it into your vows perhaps, just to be sure.

MrsChopper · 02/04/2017 22:45

Ass fingering beaker

That combined with your username, GotToGetMyFingerOut , just made me snort chuckle Grin

PickAChew · 02/04/2017 22:46

I wouldn't want DH to touch me anywhere at all after having his fingers up my arse.

In fact, I'd pass on the fingers up arse, too.

MelinaMercury · 02/04/2017 22:46

Indulge in some rubber fetish play?

Yellow marigolds for the bum-hole, pink for the nuni, whack um in the bedside cabinet and you're good to go.. then you just need to wash the gloves (perhaps with some sort of Milton fluid?) between fingerings rather than pausing to apply Carex at intervals?

Could even assign a left/right hand glove so that there's no need to change in between

NeonGod73 · 02/04/2017 22:46

I mean saliva kills germs!

chastenedButStillSmiling · 02/04/2017 22:46

Stick some dettol up your bum????

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Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:46

Not surprised at someone showering?!? Im surprised that eveeytime they have wex is after a shower. And u lot said i wasnt spontaneous.!!

I think maybe i shouldnt have strated rhis thread. Jeez

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Babyblues14 · 02/04/2017 22:46

@0010001
You will end up with shit in your vagina.

I spilt my drinks all over me from laughing ao muchGrin

Sparklingbrook · 02/04/2017 22:47

I think maybe i shouldnt have strated rhis thread

Yep

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