To expect my dh to wash his hands before sex?

[Booshbeesh]

I HATE the thought of his fingers anywhere near my nuni if he hasnt given them a good scrub first... food, touched money, all kinds of stuff, been out n about. Is that U?

One does not put the same finger in the pink, after putting it in the stink.

A little bit of pee came out, I laughed so hard at this!

Spontaneous affection is all well and good, unless it's just after DH has chopped chillies for supper. Fucking fuck that's horrible. Definitely a mood killer.

It's poop CHUTE, isn't it?

I don't think OP is coming back probably having a bit of wholesome sanitized sex

They were being unreasonable and should damn well have known better. Many disabilities aren't visible.

Oops willyou wrong thread I think?

*You'll get shit in your vagina
*
I'm HOWLING here 😂

Donald a bowl of water with lemon like you get when you eat fish at a restaurant

Gives a whole new meaning to the term finger bowl!

I wonder are Booshbeesh's DH's is as hairy as Booshbeesh

I don't think OP is coming back
Op probably has school in the morning

It could lead to a terrible itch OP, I'd opt for a nice strong disinfectant if I were you

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Blimey OP. Perhaps you should just ask him to insert his dick using a pair of tongs.

The only person I've ever heard say "nuni" is my Bil and now I feel a bit sick!

Anyway, op, there's no need for double dipping while a man has two hands

Always wash your hands after giving someone the poo finger.

That U2 is a motto for life!

With a nailbrush U2. Think of the pastry even if you're not bothered about the nuni.

The correct procedure is to undress, fold clothes/put on hanger, put down towels on bed, tarp on floor surrounding bed, cover picture of the Queen with velvet Queen-picture-sex-cover, get animals out of room, shake hands, get it on.

Then apologise afterwards, shower, remove towels, tarp, shower, get dressed, uncover picture of Queen,let animals back in, wash picture of Queen, and pretend nothing happened.

Think of the pastry

Hahahahaha

So you have to wash the kitchen, living room and dining room before having oral sex, but not the bedrooms or bathroom?

Rank. Amazed how many of you obviously have bum sex. Gross

Fuck I swear I'm not a sock puppet

Great!

Now I've got visions of OP's DH with a sock puppet entering her arsehole.

You could wear a glove like Alvin Stardust?

RachelRagged You posted to show how rude and judgemental you are? Just because you don't like something, doesn't make it "gross" or "rank".

... and how homophobic...

This thread was very funny last night ....................