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AIBU?

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Original poster

To expect my dh to wash his hands before sex?

154 replies

Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:19

I HATE the thought of his fingers anywhere near my nuni if he hasnt given them a good scrub first... food, touched money, all kinds of stuff, been out n about. Is that U?

OP posts:
MabelWotsits · 02/04/2017 22:30

Nuni?

Yuk.

Sallystyle · 02/04/2017 22:30

What a mood killer.

VladmirsPoutine · 02/04/2017 22:30

If you're using words like "nuni" I'd say that you probably aren't of an appropriate age to be having sex at all. Hmm

PussCatTheGoldfish · 02/04/2017 22:30

Wouldn't hand sanitizer sting Shock

SleepFreeZone · 02/04/2017 22:30

DP went down on me last night and I cringed as I hadn't given downstairs a wash beforehand. I do like to feel nice and clean so I can kind of see your point but I don't demand he washes his hands no.

Original poster
Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:32

Lmao ... ok, let me rephrase, he likes to get dirty im abit of yeah fuk it kind of person. And i NEVER tell him to i just scream in my head. Or i jump on him as he walks put of the bathroom. But i think - dont judge- when hes got his fingers in my... behind.. and then moves to the VAGINA it makes me cringe, and then i think of all the other places theyve been. Is this wrong? Should i just relax?

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eurochick · 02/04/2017 22:33

Ew! Hands should never move back to front.

SleepFreeZone · 02/04/2017 22:33

Double dipping is never hygienic OP.

NeonGod73 · 02/04/2017 22:33

Wash his hands AFTER he touched you muni, you mean?

VladmirsPoutine · 02/04/2017 22:34

Perhaps you should look for getting your jollies off elsewhere than AIBU.

NeonGod73 · 02/04/2017 22:34

I mean, nuni....
Where are you from?

thebakerwithboobs · 02/04/2017 22:34

Erm, possibly the solution is not so much that he washes his hands as he doesn't stick his fingers up your arse then up your, erm, nuni. Bleurgh.

Original poster
Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:34

This is what im saying. Iv never verbally spoke about this so the words are abit qeird coming out lol. But again hes a dirty guy, (sexually) very hygenic. But wibu to say "pls go wash"

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Confusedconsumer · 02/04/2017 22:35

Personally I ask my DH to do a quick dick-dip in dettol before sex. Each to their own innit

Sparklingbrook · 02/04/2017 22:35

im abit of yeah fuk it kind of person

Mmmmm.

VestalVirgin · 02/04/2017 22:35

Has anyone ever got fanny rot from unwashed hands?

How would she know? Unless someone has a strict hand-washing policy that she made only one exception from, she'd never know where it came from.

Meanwhile your 'nuni' is utterly germ free!?!?!?

The vagina is inhabited by beneficial lactobacili which prevent harmful bacteria from reproducing there, as long as the ph value is not changed from its natural, slightly acidic state by the addition of foreign liquids. That's why you should never wash it with soap.

ElinorRigby · 02/04/2017 22:36

So you have to wash the kitchen, living room and dining room before having oral sex, but not the bedrooms or bathroom?

Is it just the floors that have to be washed or the walls as well?

Darbs76 · 02/04/2017 22:36

He shouldn't be putting his fingers into your bum then vagina, that can transfer germs for sure - I'd be more worried about that than him having clean hands to be begin with - and it goes without saying surely he will wash his hands straight after?!

GotToGetMyFingerOut · 02/04/2017 22:36

You say don't put your fingers up there after they have been in my ass. My god surely if he puts his fingers in your bum you should be able to speak to him about it.

DonaldStott · 02/04/2017 22:36

Oh god. This has taken a turn hasn't it. From washing hands pre-sex, to arsehole moving to frontage fingering Shock

Maybe keep a bowl of soapy water by the bed and he could wash his hands at various intervals Grin

Original poster
Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:37

So you have to wash the kitchen, living room and dining room before having oral sex, but not the bedrooms or bathroom?

Is it just the floors that have to be washed or the walls as well?

What?

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AutumnEve · 02/04/2017 22:37

Once my dp touched my 'nuni' after cutting up chilli. Hurt as hell!

GotToGetMyFingerOut · 02/04/2017 22:38

Ass fingering beaker 😂

Crowdblundering · 02/04/2017 22:38

This place gets weirder Confused

MrsTerryPratchett · 02/04/2017 22:38

Oh god. This has taken a turn hasn't it. From washing hands pre-sex, to arsehole moving to frontage fingering

I actually snorted at that.