To expect my dh to wash his hands before sex?

[Booshbeesh]

I HATE the thought of his fingers anywhere near my nuni if he hasnt given them a good scrub first... food, touched money, all kinds of stuff, been out n about. Is that U?

Why are we talking about sex and arseholes? It's not Friday?! and weren't not at Centre parcs

Boosh just say - listen don't stick your finger in my nunni after they have been up my poop shoot. It's really not very hygienic. I don't want poop up my baby shoot. Thanks.

So funny!

I don't get that you happily let him poke a finger up your bum in the first place never mind then letting him put same grimy finger up your, what was it? Nunni?
My arse is private. I might very well hang up a no-entry sign there.

Eh!!!
It's not something I've ever thought or worried about.
My boyfriend has good hygiene standards though, so I trust his hands are reasonably clean.

I did go to school with a girl, who wouldn't hold her boyfriends hand unless she'd seen him wash them!
Because boys hold themselves when they wee and it would be like she'd held him!! We were 14/15 at the time and tbf most girls were already doing a bit more than just holding!

Assuming this is serious...

You should never let anything go in your vagina that's been in your arse; it's very unhygienic and could lead to infections.

Poo troll version 2.0??

Having a terrible day. This thread is just the tonic I need

he likes to get dirty im abit of yeah fuk it kind of person.

I don't even know what this means...

Please, please tell me he doesn't go down on you afterwards... 😷

I thought that you were being very unreasonable until you said that he had his fingers up your bum.
You really do not want e coli (from poo) who's natural habitat is in the bowel,anywhere near your fanjo.
Maybe leave the bum stuff till after the vaginal.
Healthier all round and no interruption.
You could use rubber gloves or finger stalls < if still available,old gimmer here >

💦 🍆 and I'm weird ? Haha

I can't remember back when we were 16 and 17 - when we met - quite what we did before? But yeah since we had our own places (30 odd years) we've favoured fragrant sex.

Plus ya know, spontaneous sex is kinda off the cards when kids arrive - social services don't approve

WFT am I reading

FRONT TO BACK. ALWAYS.

Please, please tell me he doesn't go down on you afterwards

Of course he does.....once he's flossed and gargled with corsodyl.

Oh god I hope he doesn't make bread or pastry!
His fingernails must be absolutely rank

Also if that's his 'habits' sexually I sincerely hope he is faithful as I'd hate to think he'd been dipping someone else's poop shoot before coming home to double dip yours!

I agree with the previous poster who suggested placing a butt beaker by the bed

Brad Pitt gets a lot of stick on MN for looking grubby but I reckon he'd do alright on this thread.

Lmao
Incorporate it in the vows

Shitty fingernails!

Oh god I hope he doesn't make bread or pastry!

Such a MN response. :o

Are you writing the new 50 shades of grey op?

50 Shades of Brown, more like.

Christ, I've been sick in my mouth a bit. Why would somebody lick their own shit off somebody's fingers??! And allow said person to shove shitty fingers into yet another orifice? Or do I need to trip-trap carefully?

I got horrible cystitis once from unwashed hands, possibly dirty fingernails, I am not sure. But it was terrible, and I was peeing blood.

Maybe he could swish his fingers in a penis beaker between holes? Freshen them up a bit?

Maybe op could bulk order these?

At least it would remind him which fingers go in which hole

Lucie

Horrible manners it is ALWAYS 'nuni' and then bum fingerings. The order should not be messed with.