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Original poster

To expect my dh to wash his hands before sex?

154 replies

Booshbeesh · 02/04/2017 22:19

I HATE the thought of his fingers anywhere near my nuni if he hasnt given them a good scrub first... food, touched money, all kinds of stuff, been out n about. Is that U?

OP posts:
GotToGetMyFingerOut · 02/04/2017 22:48

Mrschopper 😂 hahaha now appropriate is my username for this thread. Fuck I swear I'm not a sock puppet

Meekonsandwich · 02/04/2017 22:49

I'm regretting commenting on this thread.

Are you a bridge dweller?

SalemSaberhagen · 02/04/2017 22:49

This is like some weird sex and poo troll combined.

GotToGetMyFingerOut · 02/04/2017 22:50

Boosh just say - listen don't stick your finger in my nunni after they have been up my poop shoot. It's really not very hygienic. I don't want poop up my baby shoot. Thanks.

PortiaCastis · 02/04/2017 22:50

Reference to plimsoll needed

IrregularCommentary · 02/04/2017 22:50

I find it weird that someone who's happy to take it up the bum says nuni...

Willwe · 02/04/2017 22:50

Could even assign a left/right hand glove so that there's no need to change in between

Left to leave and right to receive?

ElinorRigby · 02/04/2017 22:51

Short for nuniversity?

Crowdblundering · 02/04/2017 22:51

Today 22:49 SalemSaberhagen

This is like some weird sex and poo troll combined

Grin
MrsTerryPratchett · 02/04/2017 22:53

You can always lick his fingers coz I heard saliva kinda kills them. Especially important after him fingering you in the butt.

Envy Not envy.

Clearly this thread is bullshit but you women make me laugh.

ThoraGruntwhistle · 02/04/2017 22:54

Well, any true gentleman would politely excuse himself and freshen up before moving into the next course. But since this is clearly an attempt to get people to share details of their sex lives, I'll leave it there.

Porygon · 02/04/2017 22:54

Double dipping, I'm crying!

xStefx · 02/04/2017 22:56

Never thought about it but I do see what you mean

Gazelda · 02/04/2017 22:56

Zoflora.

MrsTerryPratchett · 02/04/2017 22:56

Febreeze?

DonaldStott · 02/04/2017 22:56

One does not put the same finger in the pink, after putting it in the stink.

GoodYarns · 02/04/2017 22:57

Well, any true gentleman would politely excuse himself and freshen up before moving into the next course

GrinGrin

GoodYarns · 02/04/2017 22:58

Ah bold fail

haveacupoftea · 02/04/2017 23:00

Zoflora...I am in tears GrinGrin

TheoriginalLEM · 02/04/2017 23:00

Are you Sarah Millican? only I'm pretty sure she calls it her nunni?

Will watch her routines with interest ....if she mentions hand washing we'll know!

DonaldStott · 02/04/2017 23:01

Goodyarns I am now imagining a gentlemen in a suit with napkin round his neck. 'Scuze me darling, may I finger your arse now, or shall I cleanse first'

StayAChild · 02/04/2017 23:03

I'm trying so hard to shoulder shake instead of laughing out loud at this thread. I really don't want to tell DH what I'm laughing at.
Double dipping Grin

MistressMerryWeather · 02/04/2017 23:05

You're all hussies, that's what you are.

GoodYarns · 02/04/2017 23:08

Donald I was trying to quote Thora but bold failed. A napkin Grin chocking on my laughter to not wake up my ds

Cat2014 · 02/04/2017 23:08

Will never be able to eat the double dip dough balls at Frankie and bennys again Hmm