Bullet in my package??!!

[bambisims]

So...AIBU to think someone has put THEIR bullet in with my dress package from ASOS??!! Anyone else ever had this? I was trying on my new dress (which I love!) to find a mysterious object on my bed couldn't work out what is was as funny shape and then (which much fiddling and seeing batteries) I figured out its a bullet type vibrator!!! at first I thought maybe it was a weird promo gift but on googling doesn't look likely! Yuck!!!

Choco I don't even know how to remove my name 😂😂

Relevant team at asos? Love the idea of The Dildos and other Miscellany Team...

Bit of a tangent op but can you link to the dress? Can't find it on the site and I love it!

Might as well come out and be honest, I'm place marking
Best thing I've read in ages.

place marking?! me...nooooo, not I!

Place marking . Sorry

Hilarious !! Though I did also think you meant actual ammunition

OP, report your post and explain in the report box that you want an HQ'er to edit your post to remove your name.

Clicked on thread thinking you meant ammunition ... Hilarious! I'm not placemarking oh no

I'm not sure what's worse. That I thought your package had been shot, or what was actually in your package! Intrigued to find out what they will say about this!

Thing is once they get the picture of your packaging they will know exactly who packed it and who the people are that could of dropped it in. I doubt they will be able to trace if that specific dress had been returned and resent though. So it could land on the shoulders of the packer. Could of fell out her pocket after a toilet break 😂

I guffawed at the "is it crispy" comment

Omg, clicked in this thinking bullet for a gun.....

Omg this is hilarious!

I thought I was unlucky getting a wrapper in my Big Mac lol!

Not placemarking at all

I'm also from NI and also thought you meant an actual bullet - having realised what it actually is I think that would have been preferable

Weird, confusing, funny and rank !

Oh dear! Another Northern Ireland poster here..

I too thought you meant a real gun bullet when I read the title

Another one from NI - agree with Beast
Boke!

I think there needs to be a missing poster..
maybe we can get it going viral like they do with the lost teddies 😉😂

Maybe they are sick of returns. If you don't like the dress you can go fuck yourself

Genuine lol.

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That is genuinely disgusting OP! What have you done with it? (I assume picked it up at arms length with a tissue and put in the bin?!)

That is gopping, but 😂.

Not what I was expecting from the title 😂😂😂