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To be soo grossed out by this...

212 replies

SkySmiler · 18/11/2016 12:47

So OLD... Been mailing a guy, we'recommend both in our 30's, online condos went well so we swapped numbers, text condos were going really well too... until I got this, which has really revolted me, I mean WTAF?? Or am I being a prude??

To be soo grossed out by this...
OP posts:
WankingMonkey · 19/11/2016 20:33

Oh, and now the nappies thing has been explained..I wouldn't take it seriously. Not seriously as in think he actually wears nappies or wants to. There is a chance, albeit a small one, that all of this is just badly coincidental and he is just socially awkward as fuck and is not actually into scat.

I have heard the phrase 'I would shit myself so much I would need to wear a nappy' used meaning...be very nervous, rather than to be taken literally.

However all things at once, seems quite damning, I have to say

HarryPottersMagicWand · 19/11/2016 20:35

I find the thought of anyone on the toilet a real turn off so to have someone I hadn't even met yet would be a non starter with this conversation. I also don't find toilet humour remotely amusing and it has nothing to do with prudishness.

Alleycat1 · 20/11/2016 08:20

God, I have led a sheltered life! As far as I am aware I have never met a man who enjoys scatological humour or who has the desire to share his toilet habits with me; surely that is left behind at the gates of infant, or at a push primary, school? I cannot imagine that any discussion about bowel movements could ever be part of polite conversation or, heaven forbid, a turn on. Obviously, these things need to be aired during illness, but otherwise....

Ilovetorrentialrain · 20/11/2016 14:41

Soobee61 you are living the dream!

Shiningexample · 20/11/2016 14:50

he's grooming you into accepting his sexual fetishes....or trying to
but has escalated things too quickly

liz70 · 20/11/2016 16:04

He's probably a regular contributor to ratemypoo.com. (Do. Not. Google. Ever.)

MyPeriodFeatures · 21/11/2016 12:08

Liz70 I've just googled rate my poo and will never ever get my life pre-knowing about this, back again.

Is this really a thing....please tell me this is just people being gross and not a sexual fetish...god...

MuseumOfCurry · 21/11/2016 12:11

Liz70 I've just googled rate my poo and will never ever get my life pre-knowing about this, back again.

Damn you. I just did the same. Please check out 'the poo heard around the world'.

Totallybonkersmum · 21/11/2016 21:57

Crikey, if he's like that online, imagine living with him!!! I'd get the f@@@ out of that relationship immediately. You've very obviously had a very narrow escape. 😉

EveryDayIsASchoolDay · 28/11/2016 01:09

I wonder if the conversation continued. You still around, OP? Curious case.

dibdobs · 28/11/2016 06:53

Perfectus unanimous? That would b enough for me let alone toilet talk!

DecaffCoffeeAndRollupsPlease · 28/11/2016 07:42

Nope, I couldn't meet him.

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