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To be soo grossed out by this...

212 replies

SkySmiler · 18/11/2016 12:47

So OLD... Been mailing a guy, we'recommend both in our 30's, online condos went well so we swapped numbers, text condos were going really well too... until I got this, which has really revolted me, I mean WTAF?? Or am I being a prude??

To be soo grossed out by this...
OP posts:
Amandahugandkisses · 18/11/2016 14:18

"Give the poor guy another chance, you may be throwing away something great."

I doubt it Grin

SkySmiler · 18/11/2016 14:21

Margie, I replied - I have never ever recd a text like that before... from anyone! - His response was - well u have now!!

OP posts:
Arfarfanarf · 18/11/2016 14:21

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 18/11/2016 14:23

Please, please message him back and ask what bum nipping is and then post the reply

Please, OP. I need to know.

Branleuse · 18/11/2016 14:25

what did he say about nappies??

Emmageddon · 18/11/2016 14:25

ABDL alert. I'd block and run a mile.

liz70 · 18/11/2016 14:26

Does bum nipping = turtle's head? Confused

liz70 · 18/11/2016 14:28

(Not that I really want to know, you understand. Envy)

deydododatdodontdeydo · 18/11/2016 14:30

He lost me at "Perfectus Unanimous".
For that alone I would have been out.

SkySmiler · 18/11/2016 14:31

Itshouldhavebeen - do I have to? Really!

Liz - You are not helping lol! Brain bleach by the bucket load please!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 18/11/2016 14:32

liz If that's the case then why would his bum be nipping at the prospect of a date?!!!!!

I don't know whether to admire him for his honesty, or.... I don't know, I don't know (buries head in hands).

QueenArseClangers · 18/11/2016 14:32

Bum nipping = being nervous, ie. your sphincter is twitching as you're feeling quite scared and might thus soil yourself with fear.

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 18/11/2016 14:33

sky Yes. Absolutely (stern voice). DO IT NOW.

OohhThatsMe · 18/11/2016 14:33

I'd block him quicker than he blocked that toilet.

Amandahugandkisses · 18/11/2016 14:34
Grin
SkySmiler · 18/11/2016 14:37

Ohthat's me - Grin

QAC - fab name! - yes I understood that and could just about handle that... but this??

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P1nkP0ppy · 18/11/2016 14:37

Romance is definitely dead.
RIP.

liz70 · 18/11/2016 14:38

"liz If that's the case then why would his bum be nipping at the prospect of a date?!!!!!"

It isn't - he's got the TH, hence he has to nip into McDs' loos before recommencing the text exchange. He's telling the OP it's touching cloth so he has to dash to a khazi.
That's how I'd interpret it, anyway.

liz70 · 18/11/2016 14:41

He'll be texting you pics if his floaters quicker than you can say "Bristol Stool Scale", OP. And requesting ones of yours. I'd run for the hills.

ShebaShimmyShake · 18/11/2016 14:42

And they say romance is dead.

Amandahugandkisses · 18/11/2016 14:42

You see in 1959 a man would have said " my hearts beating faster at the thought of meeting you"

Now we get this.....

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 18/11/2016 14:42

liz Grin He's not exactly Mr Darcy, is he? Mr Khazi?

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 18/11/2016 14:45

I really need to know how this toilet pans out, so am placemarking!

OohhThatsMe · 18/11/2016 14:46

What's wrong with "I can't wait to see you! I'm a bit nervous, though"? Why a story about him being a dirty pig in a public loo?

ShebaShimmyShake · 18/11/2016 14:46

I don't think he sounds like he's into scat or adult babying, but I think he's trying to "test" you by acting deliberately repellent quirky, and seeing if you can "handle his weirdness" or whatever these chronically dull, self-proclaimed crazy diamonds like to call it. Everyone, but everyone, likes to think they are charmingly quirky and understood only by a select, precious few because they are so special and mad and weird and whatever the fuck.

I'd be too turned off by this to continue, but I do have a very specific type.

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