To be soo grossed out by this...

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So OLD... Been mailing a guy, we'recommend both in our 30's, online condos went well so we swapped numbers, text condos were going really well too... until I got this, which has really revolted me, I mean WTAF?? Or am I being a prude??

Weird that anyone would think that an ok conversation

Definitely a fetishist testing your boundaries. Or possibly YOU are the poo troll resurrected OP. We haven't seen the Poo Troll for years round these parts...

Did you meet up

Sorry mate but you're dumped, no way would I go out with anyone who said that to me if I haven't been with them for at least 10 years.
What next musical farts?

He mentioned nappies before sending those texts? That would have been me gone.

I could handle a poo story..no way could i handle nappies.

Gross. Yuck. Would put me off completely! How inappropriate. You've not even met , let alone got to know him

That's definitely inappropriate! I would block him.
I tried online dating. A guy I'd been chatting with and hadn't met asked if I 'pooed in the morning ' because his flat was small & didnt like smells! Apparently he waited til he got to work to poo so he didn't stink his flat out!!
Some men have no clue about etiquette 😝

I thought it was going to be something perverted!

He's guilty of over sharing, that's all.

If that puts you off, fair enough. Much lesser crimes have turned me off in my dating days.

I can't see the nappies bit, but from the poo story I would just think he was massively oversharing at this point and it would put me off. It's the sort of tale I'd tell dh and even then it's a bit gross (although I'm not averse to a funny poo story, this wasn't it).

Some blokes are quite boastful about their toilet habits (God knows why, lack of social skills, probably) and are not to be encouraged in the slightest. They can also be quite offensive about women who call them out on their over-sharing, I've neen called prudish and worse in similar situations.

I love that you're 'unsure' if you'll be ok with the nappies. No words.

Yes Snapcrap I wondered that too.

Grim.

Bleurgggghhhh - don't do it .... not many men, funny ones or not, would discuss blocking a loo in MacDonalds ..... yack ..... he's 'shitting' himself, 'blocking' loos and Perfectus whatchamacallit (sounds like something from Harry Potter) would have done it for me I'm afraid - DON'T MEET HIM!!!

Who said poomance was dead?

Eeeew. no fucking way. What a weirdo.

I think you dodged a bullet there.

I'm so glad I've not needed to date this century!

This thread is bizarre. He's a bit immature and thinks that poo is funny (Ace Ventura Pet Detective anyone?). He may or may not have a poo fetish but actually based on what he's said he's just nervous and has a crap sense of humour/spent too much time with his all male drinking buddies.
If you liked him before this OP, it isn't necessarily a reason to delete him. Maybe keep the conversation going before meeting him to see if there is anything else which flags a weirdness issue. If he entirely normal and nice except for the poo jokes, then you can tell him you don't like the poo jokes and have a perfectly normal relationship, surely?

I have no sense of humour with toilet jokes . I wouldn't want to meet him.

IMO it's for the same reason that so many blokes sit for bloody ages on the loo, and apparently enjoy stinking it out for everybody else

Indeed, I have always wondered this about blokes (not all, but it seems like a lot, in my life anyway )

DH feels the need to declare when he has done a 'massive log' and seems almost gleeful about stinking up the bathroom..stating noone should go in for a while to give it a chance to air. He does not, for the record have a poo fetish in any way.

I have friends who do the same too.

And even my bloody dad. He is the mildest mannered person you could ever meet. Definitely not generally crude or anything. But even he displays glee at making people retch when he opens the bathroom door and the smell wafts out.

Nearly very guy I know (enough to know their loo habits, so this includes blokes I go drinking with and such who disappear to the loo for huge periods of time) takes at least 10 mins for a shit. I do it in a minute usually. I have always wondered why this is.

And now thinking this much about peoples bowel habits is making me feel like a poo troll too

I don't think I would ever be able to have him in my house without feeling anxious every time he went to the loo, I would never get the McDonalds image out of my head,....

He isn't the man for you. You'd be apologising for him your entire life.

I hope you gave him the bum's rush. Sounds like a perv.

I am lucky. DH and I have our own bathrooms.

That would be it for me, I would block him
on WhatsApp and also block his number.