I have 4 kids what does he expect?

[Busybeesbum]

Grrr. Ive been seeing a new man for a few weeks and last night we had sex. Afterwards he was basically moaning but trying to be polite! His words were 'youve got a great body for a mum of 4 but down below yikes!' Wtf?

[ConfusedRabbit]

This is why I'm scared to date. I have a droopy stomach and horrendous stretch marks.

My ex tried to make me have surgery. Twat. (Didn't offer to pay for it though, did he. Stingy twat.)

[Sillybillybonker]

What a horrible man. He had a perfect body, right?

[cosytoaster]

but aren't ashamed of the mess they have hanging there. Looks like something that should be hanging out of a shark's mouth. - this has made me laugh so much, thanks King Joff!

OP - what an arsehole that guy is - well done on getting rid.

[TheFormidableMrsC]

My ex-h used to make "comments" about my bits even though I had had one very small baby. I used to big up his penis to him all the time even though it was only bordering average and that was indeed the issue. He did know how to use it though, I'll give him that...until I had our son at 9lbs plus and then he made me feel like shit. He subsequently had an affair and left. I lost my confidence and was really worried about how I would be "down below" until I met current partner. He has what I would call an "epic cock". He has no issues with my fanjo AT ALL and is confident and hot in bed. The fact I have had children makes no difference whatsoever and I have asked him outright if he thinks that I am "loose" down below. He just gave me a withering look. Unfortunately, you just met a twat, don't let him put you off. The moral of the story is that your fanjo will be spectacular for the right man....

[Memoires]

Oh please text him "Man with tiny dick acts like big dick. No need for further talk thanks."

[peachesandcreamdream]

Errrrrrrr get rid.

[TheFormidableMrsC]

ConfusedRabbit...THAT's why he's an ex...total complete and utter twat....

[ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess]

He has what I would call an "epic cock" .

[ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess]

you look like a dirty slag

I was under the perhaps mistaken assumption that 'negging' was supposed to be a little more subtle than that! I reckon he was trying his luck - nice friend!

[MistyMinge]

Yep I'll bet he's too used to Lady Palm and her five lovely daughters. What a git. He probably felt insecure about his performance so put you down to make himself feel better.

[YouTheCat]

Can you send him a link to a penis enlarger?

[ConfusedRabbit]

Complete twat, MrsC. I only wish I'd seen it sooner. Lesson learned.

I'm just hoping to find a nice chap like some of the ones described/posting above.

[ilovesooty]

I'm wondering if the DM are going to pick this up.

[comoneileen]

That is a warning red flag. He does not think a minute that there is nothing wrong or insulting in what he says

[RubyFlint]

And now he wants to talk? Expect a bunch of 'sorry' flowers next

[Thatznotmyname]

Jesus Christ how rude! And you need to ask our opinion!!! 😥

[PeachBellini123]

Can't believe someonw would be so rude and nasty. Don't give him another thought

[avamiah]

Omg what a piece of Shit, who the hell says shit like that.
That is outrageous.
OP your well rid of him.
He isn't a man he's a lowlife scum bag.
I'm fuming.
I'm sorry that he said this to you OP, you brought your babies into the World and gave them life then this -astard insults you.
He's a Loser .

[WanderingTrolley1]

What've vile specimen he is.

[Emmerdalefan]

I have had 5 kids. #nocomplaintsfromdh #flappingwayagainstthewind

[Areyoufree]

Yikes? Really, yikes? That's indeed pretty unforgivable.

But, not to be a party pooper or anything, but I do find the penis size comments a bit uncomfortable (so to speak). It just reinforces the old idea that having a large penis makes you manly or something - kind of hoped we were past that.

[layercake9]

How rude. Tell him you couldn't find his pencild*ck, let alone feel it.

[ThighBrows]

Emerdalefan bumped this thread from November to announce that she has produced five children. Thanks emerdalefan, that's great to know.

[riceuten]

I hope you replied with "Well, your appendage isn't exactly Robert Redford either"

[Iggi999]

Well let's hope the OP kicked him to the kerb before Christmas then.