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I have 4 kids what does he expect?

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:16

Grrr. Ive been seeing a new man for a few weeks and last night we had sex. Afterwards he was basically moaning but trying to be polite! His words were 'youve got a great body for a mum of 4 but down below yikes!' Wtf?

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ConfusedRabbit · 13/11/2016 19:22

This is why I'm scared to date. I have a droopy stomach and horrendous stretch marks. Blush

My ex tried to make me have surgery. Twat. (Didn't offer to pay for it though, did he. Stingy twat.)

Sillybillybonker · 13/11/2016 19:38

What a horrible man. He had a perfect body, right?

cosytoaster · 13/11/2016 19:39

but aren't ashamed of the mess they have hanging there. Looks like something that should be hanging out of a shark's mouth. - this has made me laugh so much, thanks King Joff!

OP - what an arsehole that guy is - well done on getting rid.

TheFormidableMrsC · 13/11/2016 20:33

My ex-h used to make "comments" about my bits even though I had had one very small baby. I used to big up Grin his penis to him all the time even though it was only bordering average and that was indeed the issue. He did know how to use it though, I'll give him that...until I had our son at 9lbs plus and then he made me feel like shit. He subsequently had an affair and left. I lost my confidence and was really worried about how I would be "down below" until I met current partner. He has what I would call an "epic cock". He has no issues with my fanjo AT ALL and is confident and hot in bed. The fact I have had children makes no difference whatsoever and I have asked him outright if he thinks that I am "loose" down below. He just gave me a withering look. Unfortunately, you just met a twat, don't let him put you off. The moral of the story is that your fanjo will be spectacular for the right man....Flowers

Memoires · 13/11/2016 20:35

Oh please text him "Man with tiny dick acts like big dick. No need for further talk thanks."

peachesandcreamdream · 13/11/2016 20:35

Errrrrrrr get rid.

TheFormidableMrsC · 13/11/2016 20:44

ConfusedRabbit...THAT's why he's an ex...total complete and utter twat....

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 13/11/2016 20:57

He has what I would call an "epic cock" Grin.

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 13/11/2016 20:59

you look like a dirty slag

I was under the perhaps mistaken assumption that 'negging' was supposed to be a little more subtle than that! Grin I reckon he was trying his luck - nice friend!

MistyMinge · 13/11/2016 21:12

Yep I'll bet he's too used to Lady Palm and her five lovely daughters. What a git. He probably felt insecure about his performance so put you down to make himself feel better.

YouTheCat · 13/11/2016 21:19

Can you send him a link to a penis enlarger? Grin

ConfusedRabbit · 13/11/2016 21:23

Complete twat, MrsC. I only wish I'd seen it sooner. Lesson learned.

I'm just hoping to find a nice chap like some of the ones described/posting above. Smile

ilovesooty · 13/11/2016 21:25

I'm wondering if the DM are going to pick this up.

comoneileen · 13/11/2016 21:44

That is a warning red flag. He does not think a minute that there is nothing wrong or insulting in what he says Shock

RubyFlint · 13/11/2016 21:49

And now he wants to talk? Expect a bunch of 'sorry' flowers next Hmm

Thatznotmyname · 13/11/2016 22:21

Jesus Christ how rude! And you need to ask our opinion!!! 😥

PeachBellini123 · 13/11/2016 22:31

Can't believe someonw would be so rude and nasty. Don't give him another thought

avamiah · 13/11/2016 22:35

Omg what a piece of Shit, who the hell says shit like that.
That is outrageous.
OP your well rid of him.
He isn't a man he's a lowlife scum bag.
I'm fuming.
I'm sorry that he said this to you OP, you brought your babies into the World and gave them life then this -astard insults you.
He's a Loser .

WanderingTrolley1 · 13/11/2016 22:49

What've vile specimen he is.

Emmerdalefan · 11/01/2017 22:55

I have had 5 kids. #nocomplaintsfromdh #flappingwayagainstthewind

Areyoufree · 11/01/2017 23:04

Yikes? Really, yikes? That's indeed pretty unforgivable.

But, not to be a party pooper or anything, but I do find the penis size comments a bit uncomfortable (so to speak). It just reinforces the old idea that having a large penis makes you manly or something - kind of hoped we were past that.

layercake9 · 11/01/2017 23:20

How rude. Tell him you couldn't find his pencild*ck, let alone feel it.

ThighBrows · 11/01/2017 23:34

Emerdalefan bumped this thread from November to announce that she has produced five children. Thanks emerdalefan, that's great to know. Hmm

riceuten · 11/01/2017 23:43

I hope you replied with "Well, your appendage isn't exactly Robert Redford either"

Iggi999 · 11/01/2017 23:44

Well let's hope the OP kicked him to the kerb before Christmas then.

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