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AIBU?

I have 4 kids what does he expect?

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:16

Grrr. Ive been seeing a new man for a few weeks and last night we had sex. Afterwards he was basically moaning but trying to be polite! His words were 'youve got a great body for a mum of 4 but down below yikes!' Wtf?

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whatishappeningtomerightnow · 13/11/2016 17:28

Omg how rude!

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Maverickismywingman · 13/11/2016 17:28

How would he feel if you started to say "you're nice but your scrotum is a bit wrinkly"
(Ps. I actually had a friend say that to a guy Shock)

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GladAllOver · 13/11/2016 17:29

"Sorry, but it's meant for a normal size penis!"

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dontpokethebear · 13/11/2016 17:29

What Palomb said Grin

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KickAssAngel · 13/11/2016 17:29

When are we going to accept that post-birth bodies are the norm? Most women have children and live more of their lives after childbirth than before, so men had better get used to post-birth bodies. There's a very narrow window of opportunity between a woman being old enough for sex, and not having had any kids.

Perhaps he only dates 16 year old virgins.

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LegoCaltrops · 13/11/2016 17:29

You're probably perfectly normal down below, regardless of the 4 babies. He may have an abnormally small penis...

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:31

Lol thanks ladies. Knew dating wasnt for meGrin

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RebelRogue · 13/11/2016 17:31

This reminds of a guy I dated that tried to "reassure" me that he'll know whether I slept with a lot of people or not once we have sex. When I asked what he meant,he asked me if I know the term "bucket". Promptly dumped his sorry ass then and there.

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Mummyoflittledragon · 13/11/2016 17:31

Angry idiot. You so did the right thing.

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allowlsthinkalot · 13/11/2016 17:32

Well doesn't he sound like a prize! Make sure you don't let this one slip away, OP, sounds like every woman's dream.

Dump the prick.

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Trifleorbust · 13/11/2016 17:32

Seriously? Shock

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neonrainbow · 13/11/2016 17:32

Or his dick just wasnt big enough?!

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SaltyBitch · 13/11/2016 17:32

Insult the vag and you are out the door.

I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism! please get my reference

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rhuhbarb4 · 13/11/2016 17:33

Well my response would have been well my last partner actually thought I was rather tight maybe your just not as well endowed.

But in all honesty bin him off straight away life's too short (and so is he) Grin

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Coconutty · 13/11/2016 17:33

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JellyWitch · 13/11/2016 17:34

You dodged a bullet there! Best out of your life quickly.

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Babblehag · 13/11/2016 17:35

What a cockwomble, glad you got rid op!!!

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travellinglighter · 13/11/2016 17:35

Please accept my apologies for those of us with a Y chromosome. I have a horrible habit of putting my mouth into action and before my brain is in gear and even I wouldn’t say that.

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:36

These responses are cheering me up Grin

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KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 13/11/2016 17:37

Maybe he's just too used to the tight grip of his own hand?

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TeaMeBasil · 13/11/2016 17:37

Dating can absolutely still be for you - it's just that dating this idiot isn't for you!

But thankfully you are smart enough to be annoyed about his twatishness rather than letting him make you feel bad about yourself!!

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Mummyoflittledragon · 13/11/2016 17:37

KingJoffrey Grin

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ThoraGruntwhistle · 13/11/2016 17:37

Wow. I hope he says that to every woman he sleeps with and wonders why he's immediately dumped.

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Fluffyears · 13/11/2016 17:38

Wow what a guy.

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:38

Im a bad judge of character as i actually thought he was nice lol

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