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I have 4 kids what does he expect?

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:16

Grrr. Ive been seeing a new man for a few weeks and last night we had sex. Afterwards he was basically moaning but trying to be polite! His words were 'youve got a great body for a mum of 4 but down below yikes!' Wtf?

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whatishappeningtomerightnow · 13/11/2016 17:28

Omg how rude!

Maverickismywingman · 13/11/2016 17:28

How would he feel if you started to say "you're nice but your scrotum is a bit wrinkly"
(Ps. I actually had a friend say that to a guy Shock)

GladAllOver · 13/11/2016 17:29

"Sorry, but it's meant for a normal size penis!"

dontpokethebear · 13/11/2016 17:29

What Palomb said Grin

KickAssAngel · 13/11/2016 17:29

When are we going to accept that post-birth bodies are the norm? Most women have children and live more of their lives after childbirth than before, so men had better get used to post-birth bodies. There's a very narrow window of opportunity between a woman being old enough for sex, and not having had any kids.

Perhaps he only dates 16 year old virgins.

RubyGoat · 13/11/2016 17:29

You're probably perfectly normal down below, regardless of the 4 babies. He may have an abnormally small penis...

Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:31

Lol thanks ladies. Knew dating wasnt for meGrin

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RebelRogue · 13/11/2016 17:31

This reminds of a guy I dated that tried to "reassure" me that he'll know whether I slept with a lot of people or not once we have sex. When I asked what he meant,he asked me if I know the term "bucket". Promptly dumped his sorry ass then and there.

Mummyoflittledragon · 13/11/2016 17:31

Angry idiot. You so did the right thing.

allowlsthinkalot · 13/11/2016 17:32

Well doesn't he sound like a prize! Make sure you don't let this one slip away, OP, sounds like every woman's dream.

Dump the prick.

Trifleorbust · 13/11/2016 17:32

Seriously? Shock

neonrainbow · 13/11/2016 17:32

Or his dick just wasnt big enough?!

SaltyBitch · 13/11/2016 17:32

Insult the vag and you are out the door.

I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism! please get my reference

rhuhbarb4 · 13/11/2016 17:33

Well my response would have been well my last partner actually thought I was rather tight maybe your just not as well endowed.

But in all honesty bin him off straight away life's too short (and so is he) Grin

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JellyWitch · 13/11/2016 17:34

You dodged a bullet there! Best out of your life quickly.

Babblehag · 13/11/2016 17:35

What a cockwomble, glad you got rid op!!!

travellinglighter · 13/11/2016 17:35

Please accept my apologies for those of us with a Y chromosome. I have a horrible habit of putting my mouth into action and before my brain is in gear and even I wouldn’t say that.

Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:36

These responses are cheering me up Grin

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KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 13/11/2016 17:37

Maybe he's just too used to the tight grip of his own hand?

TeaMeBasil · 13/11/2016 17:37

Dating can absolutely still be for you - it's just that dating this idiot isn't for you!

But thankfully you are smart enough to be annoyed about his twatishness rather than letting him make you feel bad about yourself!!

Mummyoflittledragon · 13/11/2016 17:37

KingJoffrey Grin

ThoraGruntwhistle · 13/11/2016 17:37

Wow. I hope he says that to every woman he sleeps with and wonders why he's immediately dumped.

Fluffyears · 13/11/2016 17:38

Wow what a guy.

Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:38

Im a bad judge of character as i actually thought he was nice lol

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