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I have 4 kids what does he expect?

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:16

Grrr. Ive been seeing a new man for a few weeks and last night we had sex. Afterwards he was basically moaning but trying to be polite! His words were 'youve got a great body for a mum of 4 but down below yikes!' Wtf?

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PlumsGalore · 13/11/2016 17:39

I am seriously appalled that anyone could come out with what he said. I am a vindictive cow and I would have also relatiated with the problem being his small dick and not you, but I am a bitch. You did right, not breakfast and goodbye forever.

exbloomer1 · 13/11/2016 17:39

He obviously has such a tiny penis he feels he has to blame the woman.....what a loser, get rid immediately

TurkeyTwazzock · 13/11/2016 17:39

What a small knob head!

Delete, block, wave at him with your little finger cocked up if you ever see him in the street Grin

Aeroflotgirl · 13/11/2016 17:40

Awful man, bye bye then!

NameChanger22 · 13/11/2016 17:41

Plenty more fish wankers in the sea. Better luck next time.

PitilessYank · 13/11/2016 17:41

What a tacky bastard he is! People should be grateful for the opportunity to get to know each other physically, not complaining about vaginal size.

It does make me wonder about his masturbatory technique, though. Some men masturbate with a "death grip" (very firm grip) on the penis and it causes them to become conditioned to respond only to a ridiculously intense stimulus. It can become very problematic for them.

I do think that for the majority of men, vaginal tone/size is quite irrelevant!

NicknameUsed · 13/11/2016 17:42

"KingJoffrey Grin"

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:42

Omg hes just texted me asking if we can talk

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NicknameUsed · 13/11/2016 17:42

Ignore and block.

Ibelieve123 · 13/11/2016 17:43

What a prick.
Seriously no other words!!!!

Alisvolatpropiis · 13/11/2016 17:43

Talk about what? His pencil dick and related insecurities?

Palomb · 13/11/2016 17:43

Thanks but no thanks!

PitilessYank · 13/11/2016 17:43

Yes, KingJoffrey, I agree!

GrumpyDullard · 13/11/2016 17:43

Has the micropenised one seen this thread??? I hope so!

BratFarrarsPony · 13/11/2016 17:43

I think Yank is right. It is because he masturbates a lot.
Looks like you escaped a right wanker...Grin

BertieBotts · 13/11/2016 17:46

Vaginas are not an old pair of knickers. They don't stretch out just because you have had children.

He is a twat. And knows nothing about biology. Like someone said, he's probably too used to the grip of his right hand.

You can do a lot better!

Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:46

Number blocked. Im actually replaying our dates in my head and last week he asked if my house is in a nice area because my ex gave it to me!

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:47

Hes a cheeky get!

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WalkingInTheAir13 · 13/11/2016 17:49

KingJoffrey and Yank - you are definitely on the same page! 😃😃

LuluLovesFruitcakes · 13/11/2016 17:49

He sounds like a right fucking charmer -rolls eyes-

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 13/11/2016 17:50

He probably masturbates with two hands so it feels extra snug.

Unblock him and send him this thread.

IhatchedaSnorlax · 13/11/2016 17:52

KingJoffrey - very true!

Op, well done for getting rid. Dating is absolutely for you - just need to weed out the rubbish.

zznotxy · 13/11/2016 17:52

Unbelievable, and I'm a bloke. Tell him you would have enjoyed it more if he didn't have a dick like a cocktail stick. Me and DW have 3 DC, of course things are different 'down there', but do I care? No. Actually I am grateful that she will let an aging, balding, waist expanding individual like me anywhere near her😀

MsVanRein · 13/11/2016 17:53

What a fucking loser. Well rid OP!

pugsake · 13/11/2016 17:54

I've had 4 (2 naturally) if DH said anything like that I'd have his bollocks for earrings Angry

You've had a lucky escape the bastard.

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