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To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:22

Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?
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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:33

And Portia takes the finish

To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?
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PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:34

I got the last post

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 21:34

Fantastic final post from Portia

Didnt know my tablet could get thrush

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 21:35

Cross posted cc

RedMerida · 05/09/2016 21:35

Present Miss

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:35

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To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?
ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 05/09/2016 21:35

Nice last post portia!

Will never get last post (bloody crappy Talk Talk)

Have I ever offended anyone on here with my 'sense of humour'? Am worried it's a bit of the mark.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 21:36

AGL please clarify the pussy situation. Is your landlord allowing you to have one or not?

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:36

That is not just a rainbow it's a Cornish double rainbow

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 21:36

jess you have not offended me

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 21:37

Portia Grin

RedMerida · 05/09/2016 21:37

Definitely never offended me Jess.

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 21:38

I think your sense of humour is greatly appreciated, Jess! Grin

firsttimemum15 · 05/09/2016 21:38

Whats this all about then? Lots of these threads with similar title and people do post x

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:38

Jess you have not offended me but you are also from down below on the map of the Country

RedMerida · 05/09/2016 21:39

Hello FirstTimeMum
Welcome to our amazing thread.
What's your star sign?

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 21:39

They do persist in posting, first, even though they are instructed not to!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 21:41

first basically we post about anything and everything, from down right ludicrous to utterly serious. We don't have bun fights although occasional scone fights and we don't get bitchy. So dive in but you'll never escape

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:41

I am quite proud of my last post on the last thread cos I am coooooolllllllll

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 05/09/2016 21:41

I think I've seriously offended someone this evening. I thought we had the same sense of humour, but apparently not. I've apologised twice but no response. I've gone through all my messages to try and find the culprit but am genuinely confused. Blush

RedMerida · 05/09/2016 21:42

Scon, with jam THEN cream.

RedMerida · 05/09/2016 21:43

On MN Jess?

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 21:43

Not on our thread, Jess?

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 21:44

Red Definitely scon but with cream first, then jam!

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 21:45

I am Portia from Cornwall hello firsttimemum my teen is being a madam but I'll take the gin