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To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:22

Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?
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Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 22:49

Night, Vanilla.

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:51

Umbongo of course you can hire Thor
Night Vanilla

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 22:52

Night Guys!

How old is DD? Does that mean i cant hire Manny for myself? Bummer.

jetSTAR · 05/09/2016 22:52

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To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?
PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:53

My dd is 17.10 and

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 22:54

Oh I'm 25 :(

I'll have to man up.

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:55

Jet one of those is correct the other comes from Devon

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 22:57

Why dont people do what I do and put cream then jam then more cream Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 22:58

They both look delectable!

AverageGayLad · 05/09/2016 22:58

Is everyone asleep? :(

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:58

No Gran would not approve it has to be jam then clotted cream

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 23:00

Yes

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 23:01
Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 23:02

Some of us get up before midday, AGL. Grin

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 23:07

Those kids on posh parents need a day with Gran !

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 23:07

I'm waiting for my big Rooooski to come home for snugs.

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 23:11

Roooooski??

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 23:14

My husband, he's Russian Grin

He's at a stag do but should be home soon.

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 23:15

Gran would sort them out for sure!

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 23:16

Oh I see, sorry
Dont let him set the smoke larm off again Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 23:18

Is he a rich oligarch, *Umbongo"?

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 23:21

haha I wont! He's got a dominos with him in the taxi Grin

And if only! He's a lawyer.

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 23:22

Gran would give them a scon making lesson

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 23:22

Is he a rich oligarch, Umbongo?

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 23:23

I just repeated that because I don't like typing names wrongly. Grin