To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

Jess what has happened?

I respect you in all else but this, Vanilla. In all else, your word is law. But we must be allowed a free vote on matters of conscience.

Well can't please all of the people all of the time and all that

I'm with you better. If cream goes first you can have more of it pig

Scone rhymes with Bone.

Who even are you people?!

Sc-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ne.

If we knew what we were voting on I may vote

Right. I need an early night so I can not go to the gym before work. I'll check up on you all at 5am when the alarm goes off and I cry and hit snooze one too many times

Night all and welcome newbies. Star signs to be given at the door plz

Umbongo I promote you to Founder's Little Helper 🏆🏆

Look you lot my Gran ( who won the war on her own) invented the scon and she takes no prisoners

Night cc

Portia Because I took you completely for granted as being included in the Cornish way! As far as I am concerned, you are Cornwall personified! And, of course, you pronounce scon properly!

Can I wear a special badge?

Please let me wear a special badge

Hang on quickly scrolls through emojis on phone

I can't say scohne without laughing!

The estate agent Said I can have an invisible cat.

In other words, yes if the landlord doesn't find out

Obviously Im from a lovely fishing port in beautiful surroundings and my dd is door slamming

That sounds good, AGL! A flat and a cat!

Is anyone watching Too posh to parent?

Why haven't I got a butler?

🐾 There you go. I couldn't find a Sc-ohhhh-ne shapes badge.

No - but I'll turn it on now!

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Yeah, but I still need advice for hiding the cat

You mean The Potty Lady? Two grand????? I'd do that !!

Too posh to parent or in exs case too pissed to parent