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To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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carbcraver · 05/09/2016 21:22

Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?
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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 05/09/2016 22:32

I missed it! I've only just got home.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 22:33

Ah that makes more sense AGL

Vanilla I am hurt. You never promoted me yet I have always backed your scone (cone, jam first way) Sad

VanillaSugar · 05/09/2016 22:33

C4+1 - quick!!

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:34

Wonder if that Mothers on here? Ho hum that would be fun

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 22:34
Grin
RedMerida · 05/09/2016 22:34

I can't imagine leaving my kids for years to go and look after other people's kids.

VanillaSugar · 05/09/2016 22:36

Blue ShockBlushSad🏆🏆🏆🏆🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

You are my Sc-ohhhh-ne Lieutenant.

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 22:37

Well now I'm well jell vanilla.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 22:37

I'll have to watch the too posh to parent on All4 tomorrow, I need to go to bed. Up early in the morning.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 22:38

Lieutenant - I like it. All is forgiven founder.

VanillaSugar · 05/09/2016 22:38

You both get equal amounts of sc-ohhhhhhhh-nes though Grin

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:38

Most strange. I have been very lucky and never had to fork out for childcare, I sent her out on the lifeboat the rocking motion made her sleep

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 22:40

I might be getting a nanny when this one is born if the husband cant cope.
I should go and skin a couple of dalmations in preperation.

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:40

And you are wrong its scon
rhymes with gone!

Bettercallsaul1 · 05/09/2016 22:41

You won't be able to get them from Portia's Gran, Vanilla - she only supplies scons.

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:41

Umbongo Grin

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:44

My Gran is going to win scon championship of Kernow and when they're stale she'll throw them at Jim for breaking her plate

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 22:44

Oh and BTW because of you lot I've now got my fitness pal and map my walk. I will try not to lie to them.

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 22:44

Shall I make some crazy rules for the nanny and get on one of these programs??

Thou shalt not breathe near my husband incase you breathe in his glorous scent and shag him.
No nice eyelashes.
Preferably looks as if distantly related to a rottweiler.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 05/09/2016 22:45

Night all

VanillaSugar · 05/09/2016 22:47

Get a Manny.

Scandinavian. Blond. Nice smile. Well hung dressed.

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:47

Good rules Umbongo
Night Blue

UmbongoUnchained · 05/09/2016 22:48

Can i just hire Thor?

VanillaSugar · 05/09/2016 22:48

I'm going to bed now too. Night 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤

PortiaCastis · 05/09/2016 22:48

My dd is too old for a Manny

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