To Start *A* FOURTEENTH Thread That No One Responds To?

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Welcome to 14.....

We got spooky 13 out the way. Now business as usual.

Don't worry about making sense, we rarely do!!

A poem from Portia

Mother Nature don't build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Crack on and enjoy!!

jess in here, on mn or out there?

No, better.

No Better! You spread the jam, then dollop the cream on top. Tis the right way.

Our founder says scone to rhyme with cone and its jam first

First scon fight of the thread! We didn't waste any time!

Out there, blue! Am hoping it will be resolved....

My Gran makes all the scons and the homemade jam goes on first. She hasn't yet forgiven Jim with the hat for breaking her plate. Poor Jim is probably down the Ship Inn hiding in the mens cloakroom

I CAN POST AGAIN

Well better until you accept the truth, as written by our founder, we will keep having scone fights

My Mum has gone to Santorini with oily

Jess You're lovely! How could you offend anybody?

jess if you've said sorry, I'd leave it for tonight and try again tomorrow

Umbongo why couldn't you post?

There's some leeway for cream/jam as your way is the official Cornish way, Red and Jess but my superior way is the Devon way. As long as we're agreed on "scon", we're ticketyboo!

Jess link please

dress my phone has a breakdown when there are more than 200 posts on a thread haha

Was it someone you know, Jess or a poster you hadn't encountered before?

Ive upset someone too but oh well i meant it

Umbongo have you got mn page view settings to only have 25per page or is your phone crashing because its trying to load all 200 on one page?

Jess i offend people all the time but i haven't burst into flames yet, don't worry!

I am your founder. It is Sc-ohhhh-ne.

And jam first.

Hi Umbongo, still having phone issues? Some things never change in these threads...

Excuse me Better why was I not included in the Cornish scon way?

Dress its all on page because im so lazy i cant handle having to click through. I could just get the laptop out but my stomach is enourmous and wont fit on my lap...

I upset some people just by breathing. They can FRO.