To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

he'll suffer in the morning

That is one consolation to Umbongo!

Balloons have all been manually inflated.

Banners hung, presents slung on the floor.

You'll be fine AGL

Oh umbongo! What fun!!!

That is an eerie photo, jet! Reminds me of Waiting for Godot.

Well, everyone's been very busy! Some in a good way, and some not so much!

Oh I'll make sure he suffers in the morning

I thought you might say that Umbongo

Better whatever can you mean ?

He's making the most of it before he becomes a stay at home dad so I'll let him off

Ah well he'll have his work cut out so yes let him off

Then it's my turn 😬

When my brother gets pissed he offers to buy everyone Chinese takeaways.

Goodnight Im going to hit the sack

Helena, could your brother have been on a London bus recently offering everyone prawn crackers? If so, I enjoyed the crackers and the drunken chat....

No idea what this thread is about really

But seems a good place to share - I just saw there's a film out called "sausage party" and I can't stop laughing.

Goodnight!

helena I wish my husband would get a takeaway. But no, 5 pieces of burnt cheese on toast and a smoky kitchen.

Well, your brother definitely has redeeming qualities then, Helena!

He was in Luton last week but AFAIK he hasnt been into London recently.

Confession ...............im 43 and ive never been drunk.

oh blimey .....a smoky kitchen at this time of night.

Yes windows open, tea towels flapping...good job he's cute.

I've always wanted a man to offer me Chinese

I REALLY want to see sausage party but I'll wait til it's out on dvd

I'VE JUST SEEN THE POSTER NAMED "CeeBeeBee"

Lorelei! Welcomes! I see I left the welcoming in good hands last night.

This is a great place to share. We are all lovely and a little lot crazy but always here to listen and blindly back your corner against any foe!

Morning all! Another day, another thread!

Helena I don't do drunk either - one or two drinks is my limit 😏

So it's a training day at school today. I'm not going to be able to MN. 😫 I think I'm going to have major withdrawal.