To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

I don't like blowing.

Vanilla
Fluff and fart.

10

Pump required next year.

Around the kids it's trump.

All other times it's a fart

Dd has come home huffy
The joys of teenagers
Night Vanilla

I can't wait portia

Night night if there is anyone still here

I can't SLEEP

My husband had just rolled in and he is STEAMING

DS1 is ill so DH is sleeping in his room to keep an eye on him. Whilst I love to starfish the bed, I usually get bad sleep paralysis when he's not in bed with me.

My husband can sleep in the spare room tonight I think...

Umbongo that's delightful for you! I can't stand drunk people when I'm sober! DH is pretty much teetotal, he's never liked it, so I've never had to deal with him drunk.

AGL whats wrong?
Umbongo Why is he steaming?

Oh pissed I see what you mean

It's quite a mixture of nerves and anxiety

Night Jet

AGL try counting sheep such a ridiculous suggestion.

Right I'm gonna try and sleep now too. Goodnight good people.

And excitement. C'mon Chey you might not even GET the bloody flat fairly sure I will though

AGL you'll be fine!

Night Red
AGL Try to remember all of the United States in alphabetical order, that works for me

He's set off the smoke alarms too...
GOD I LOVE HIM

Ha was he having a crafty late night fry up?

He was firing up the "cheese oven" (grill)

He is not the sharpest knife when pickled in vodka.

He sounds fun

Sounds like a pantomime, Umbongo!