To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Oooh,and then full on teaching from next week.. the threads will love a lot slower then.

These threads have been like enjoying the summer on the beach in Ibiza, and now.we have to go back home. Do you think we can keep the party going a little bit longer?

I'll be around Vanilla I'm a SAHM putting off looking for work. We're off to the big smoke today so I'LL BE BACK this evening in a panic because I'm not ready for DD's birthday party at the weekend

Hooray!!!!! You'll be fine xx the weekend is ages away.

Sending thoughts out to AGL Get up, have a shower, brush teeth, clean clothes, spit spot xx

I'll be at work but I don't really do a lot

*PORTIA

8:45 ON BBC1

YOUR MAN IS ON THERE!!!!*

It's awfully quiet around here.

Oh yes I drove him to the tv studio
Will be out today but will check up on you lot when I can so behave!

Behave you say?

We always behave, Ms Castis...

(Wonders how I will ever be able to post something serious after AGL's intro....)

I'm going to vomit I'm so nervous

What time's the viewing, AGL? Deep breaths...

I've just been given my first MN biscuit! I don't know whether to laugh or cry....

Good luck AGL

AAAAHHHHHHH IT'S AMAZING AND I'M SO IN LOVE AND WE'RE FILLING OUT THE APPLICATION RIGHT NOW

AGL. I actually shed a RL tear! 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈👏👏👏👏👏👏💐💐💐💐💐💐💐🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋💋💋💋🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Exciting! Do they think they'll give it to you?!?

Fingers even more tightly crossed for you.

If I get the application back today they'll take it off the market for me!

Amazing stuff!!

AGL. I so want to give you a RL hug! Fantastic news! Get cracking with application! Your own little home (it actually looks a bit like my pad)!

Why the hell did someone give you a biscuit?

I love it

Manager is in in an hour, she'll give me the application fee and then SORTED

helena. Long story... I used the term 'self-hating Jew' in a tongue-in-cheek manner, but it was taken literally and I then had to explain that while I am Jewish, I don't necessarily condone the Israeli Govt's actions re: Palestine. I don't think I explained myself very well, hence the . Twas embarrassing....