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To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 20:22

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word Confused) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts Wink A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Grin
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PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:21

AGL yes do update me.

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:23

I never did find that pearl.

For the uninitiated he bought me a pearl thingy thongy which decimated my bits and a pearl went AWOL

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 22:24

AGL definitely update.

Portia but do your grans jeans fit?

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 22:24

Pretzels are just overweight Twiglets, aren't they?

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:25

Yes any jeans fit me cos I is fit

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:26

No vanilla, twiglets are marmitey (a word!)

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:26

Twiglets sting

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:27

Only after you eat a couple most of them

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 22:29

I need rest for tomorrow so goodnight you beautiful people, will update!

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PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:31

Night AGL Good Luck

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 22:31

Night AGL
Good luck with the viewing tomorrow!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 22:32

Hate twiglets. Love pretzels.

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:32

We had a bad twiglet youdontwannaknow

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 22:35

No British Prime Minister has ever choked on a Twiglet, passed out and fallen off the sofa. Looks sternly at you, George Dubya Bush

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:48

Nobody keeps a murky dress for years before taking it to the dry cleaners either

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 31/08/2016 22:53

Right, good night all. Speak tomorrow. Smile

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 22:56

Night Being

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 23:18

Still haven't blown up these bastard balloons

RedMerida · 31/08/2016 23:21

Poor bastard balloons. What did they ever do to deserve being blown up????

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 23:23

Have you got a balloon pump?

HelenaDove · 31/08/2016 23:23

I like a man to look a bit lived in. Like he has fun.

carbcraver · 31/08/2016 23:30

No balloon pump.

I go very light headed blowing

5 yr old had better appreciate this

PortiaCastis · 31/08/2016 23:33

Ha shame the helium ones are so expensive.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 31/08/2016 23:34

How many are you blowing up?! IMO you need a balloon pump for more than 2. Its madness to try and blow up more without.

VanillaSugar · 31/08/2016 23:44

Do you say Pump, Trump or Fart?

I'm a Fart Kind of Gal. And on that note, and so to bed.