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To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 20:22

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word Confused) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts Wink A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Grin
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AverageGayLad · 02/09/2016 20:11

I can't stand all the trans shit.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 02/09/2016 20:13

carb it's awesome, isn't it? And who is that?

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 20:13

Tbo AGL i dont understand all the fuss.

carbcraver · 02/09/2016 20:13

Are you kidding jess?!

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 20:14

My boyf cc

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 02/09/2016 20:14

Was trying to explain the trans stuff to my 78 year old mum this morning. She was very Confused

carbcraver · 02/09/2016 20:14

Iron man.....

Robert Downey Jr

carbcraver · 02/09/2016 20:14

Another one portia??!! Wink

carbcraver · 02/09/2016 20:15

Hang on.... Which man??

VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 20:15

Are we allowed to say Trans Fat without being banned?

I'm talking about a biscuit, it's a Biscuit!!

carbcraver · 02/09/2016 20:15

I need more Wine (or less... Hic..)

VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 20:18

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PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 20:19

Yes to both

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 02/09/2016 20:20

carb. He still looks that hot?

( must get a TV licence, could be worth it)

Am craving Caramacs.

And -get this- Co Op Boy is playing football outside my flat! Possibly disturbing DS's sleep, but....

carbcraver · 02/09/2016 20:21

Discovered caramac giant buttons last week

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 20:23

He may break your window Jess

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AverageGayLad · 02/09/2016 20:24

Shirtless football, Jess?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2722962-Whats-the-smallest-space-you-can-keep-a-cat-in

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VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 20:25

Well, if we're plugging threads, my apple thread in Chat is finally going somewhere.

UmbongoUnchained · 02/09/2016 20:28

Good evening!

VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 20:29

Sorry AGL sorry.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 02/09/2016 20:29

If he breaks my window, he will be punished. All night. I'd sort have gone off him, but now he's all sweaty and breathless.

Should really draw curtains.

VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 20:30

not sorry-

Hello umbongo ' have you bought a new car yet?

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 20:31

There are some threads that should carry a warning !!

VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 20:31

Turn off the lights so that he can't see in and the peruse at your pleasure.

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 20:32

Pervy