To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

AGL. Why did ' I've never had a mince pie' make me snigger?

It's not even a euphemism!

What's wrong with me?!

Christmas Noooo not already

Yes, basically we have to wait for him to either feel better or wait for the pain to get worse. He's had it 3 days now and the pain is on his right side, so it's likely that it's mild appendicitis. But I'm sure they know more than me, and I don't want him to have unnecessary surgery.

So we sit and wait.

only 113 days til Christmas!!!

www.xmasclock.com/

Or brandy butter or cranberry sauce.........ugh.

Sorry the mince pie comment should have been to Jess confused much

Mince pie and clotted cream

I love the pigs in blankets. Best bit of the Christmas dinner. I don't like turkey, too dry.

to sit and wait - its the WORST!

Jess Where are you putting mince pies
Everyone I can't type anymore about bollock chops but if you want to know anymore I'll answer. It's too I dunno makes me feel angry

Jess how is that dirty

I know Jet.
He starts comp on Monday too, I just hope he's well enough to go, I don't want him missing the first part of school, it's where they make all their new friendship groups.

I love the puff pastry ones. I think I could equal your record, Jess.

for Red

red Pigs in blankets (snigger)

Was going to say my ex called them 'pigs in kilts' but am with portia. Let's not give them the airtime. Turkeys...

Stuff em

AgL it's not.

I need help.

Counselling starts Thursday.

Jess you being serious?

portia am meeting a lady from Outlook South West. My self-esteem needs a bit of work. But otherwise, am fine and very, very happy I have an ex-free weekend!

Last year i tried Pigs in Blanket flavour Pringles.

Jess well done for getting help
Ex can just go forth and multiply

Pigs in blanket flavour Pringles????
Were they good?

The cinnamon Pringles were amazing, but the mint chocolate Pringles were gross but I still ate them when there was nothing else left to pig out on.

YY Hope the counselling will be of help Jess.

I like bbq Pringles never heard of pigs in blankets ones. But then I live in Poldark country