To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Can't discourage me.

Jess He ditched you at 8 months pregnant? . Again?!. The emoticons I need don't exist. Awful, just so awful.

I'm home! What have I missed?

Red That is horrible, being sent home in uncertainty, and having to keep a constant eye on him. Very stressful for you.

Better the yule log is a hairy bikers recipe. Not made by me :)

Oh, I've never baked a cake Yule Log in my life, jet! M and S is my saviour at all times of year Christmas!

AGL did Toad say she was going on holiday?

Red Not good for you and DS what did they say about the fact that he is still in pain??? He just has to go home and grin and bear it until its bad enough to be taken out? I don't get it

It looks bloody lovely. Love me a bit of yule log. Christmas is the one time of year i can indulge without feeling guilty. Well that and my birthday but choc yule logs are only available once a year.

Made a lush sweet and sour stir fry :)

Sorry about the irreligious pun there... I'm a heathen, me.

Portia you don't have to tell us, only if it helps you

Saul back in the 80s my mum used to buy the M and S yule log. It always had a little plastic robin sat at one end.

Our family members tend to get the Sainsburys luxury one which is lovely . Last year DM got the Tesco Finest luxury one and that was gorgeous.

I made a yule log about twice in my life. When I was a teenager at school. Not since. Every year I say to myself, this year I will make my own. Never have.
Better I didn't even get then pun (and I'm not religious either)

I could go for some stir fry AGL

the Tesco Finest luxury one and that was gorgeous makes note to self

AGL. Have made a lush sweet and sour Pot Noodle.

My local bakery make awesome Yule Logs. They have marzipan, and plastic robins and everything. (looks forward to winter)

:)

Yes, I'm making notes too! Terrible to be thinking about Christmas - I think it was discussing Christmas trees with peach last night that set me off. Plus there's now an "er" at the end of the month...

Winter is my favourite season!

AGL. Yum! Nice plates too.

better. When do think the mince pies will appear? I ate approximately 2000 by bonfire night last year.

Mince pies already there in some places AGL OH bought a couple home with him from maybe Waitrose? Or Costa or something.

I've never had a mince pie

I have an almost 2 year old Christmas cake on top of my kitchen cupboards that I made 02/10/2014. There's a shit load of brandy in it. Will be amazing this Christmas!

I don't like mince pies.

I cant stand mince pies Christmas pudding or traditional Christmas cake. I LOVE Christmas though.