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To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

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AverageGayLad · 31/08/2016 20:22

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word Confused) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts Wink A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Grin
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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:07

Portia it is don't stop believing and glee did a cover. I preferred the original but I don't know who actually sang it.

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:09

Cross post with Umbongo

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:10

vanilla we all believe you Hmm

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 00:11

I found it, been driving me round the twist trying to remember and didn't think to google Yay

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 00:12

Thanks ladies

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 00:14

One slice of yule is enough for me

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:17

Portia I admire your control around yule logs

VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 00:17

Ha!

To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?
VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 00:18

Ner ner ner ner ner! !

To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?
MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:19

Vanilla

It proves nothing. Nothing I tell you. That could be anything that you've stuck a post it on. Or it could be from before you ate it._

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:20

Damn cross post.

It could still be from before you ate it though Grin

VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 00:20

Hangs around. Waist for apology

🕦Halo

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:21

I want chocolate cake now Sad

VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 00:22

You're clutching at straws. The cake is in the freezer and I am Smuggy McSmugface.

VanillaSugar · 02/09/2016 00:23

I have to go to bed!! Night!!

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 00:23

Ok Vanilla I'm a believer
Blue when I was married to that wankstain he used to call me fat, so I now don't eat much. All in my head !!!

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:23

I'm sorry but hangs around waist for apology sounds like you've eaten it and its gone straight to your hips waist Grin I think I giggle far too much about it. Blush

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 00:24

Night Vanilla choccy cake

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:26

PortiaFlowers.

Night vanilla. I do believe you really its only because I'd never have that much self restraint

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 00:27

But I do manage after eights from the £ shop

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 00:28

Thanks Blue

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 02/09/2016 00:30

Anyway must go to bed. Night Portia and anyone else who's still up.

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 00:31

He's a fucking lying bastard tosspot wanking alky fucker knob head

PortiaCastis · 02/09/2016 00:32

Night Blue

Stripes123 · 02/09/2016 00:45

This moves far too fast Grin