To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

And So It Begins...
Nah, I do love Crimbo really, but not until after Halloween!
Vanilla All that cake!!!
I have just put 2 marmalade drizzle cakes in the oven.
Knackered now
Umbongo, yes, you need safety goggles and a big towel under the changing mat.

I have some Xmas news. They have put the chocolate tubs out in our local Tesco. Quality Street have added a honeycomb chocolate.

Vanilla But I'm not paying the rent bad news for them!

Vanilla I have a health hazard sticker which goes on dds bedroom door !!

We have had a chat and she is going to take 4 A levels. Exeter is still her only choice but she has said she'll work hard to get there, which she'll need too. I think when she gets back in the school environment she'll see things differently. I hope.
Still she isn't in the condition I was at her age
My poor Parents !!!!!

Me three for mint choc = ITS THE BEST!

After Eights yummy

Lol - I put at least half of the cake in the freezer!

You so didn't

I put at least half of the cake in the freezer!

of course you did

That weight watchers add has made me want pizza - at this time of night!

Damn you weight watchers

*advert not add

Jet that cat is so me

Vanilla Yes the freezer functions and uses less energy when it has cake in it .

Weight Watchers are crap. I lost my weight at slimming world. My confidence sex drive has soared as a result.

i cant stand mint chocolates..................ugh.

I love the odd slice of luxury chocolate yule log at Xmas though.

Also the after eights from the £ shop have less quantity so less guilt when one scoffs the whole box !

Less quality = less guilt. I like it

I have a song stuck in my head

Works for me

Which song starts with

Just a small town girl
Living in a great big world ??????

The one glee sung and it was on the radio constantly. Can't remember song name or who originally sang it

Oh I was thinking Don't stop believing dunno who sings that either

Helen I love the luxury yule logs. I had to ban myself from buying them last Xmas because I kept eating a whole one in a day and wondering where it had gone

I shall google

Don't stop believing - Journey

I so did put the cake in the freezer. Hah. I am going to take a photo of it and put it on here. Ha!