To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Ah aha aha has Portia

The cast of poldark will be in radio 2 tomorrow morning on "Sarah's" show - breakfast show?????

Heard it tonight as I was driving home...also, Sandringham was crawling with black range rovers and security men. Wtf? It wasn't like that last time I visited.

Jess if you get another biccie say thanks buts thats plain choccy digestive and I only like the milk choccy ones

V glad to hear you are having a better time this time around. I had SPD for just one single day - and holy moly - agonising. Anyhoo - may you have as smooth a journey as possible with this little one.

What is one of those portia?!.

Is it since the palace - knife incident that was in the news a few weeks a go?

I knew that

Aaand I'm back too!
Congratulations to you AGL 😁👍🎉🎊🎈🚪🌟🌟🌟🏠🏰

Umbongo so glad baby is OK. You're obviously a glass half full kind of person though to just be happy you've got an excuse for a new one.

Glad to hear you are ok even if the car isn't Umbongo So baby is a boy then??? 😉

peach its very fast labour. I can't remember the correct term as dd is now 17 but it begins with pre

I need the room for cheese.

A woman after my own heart!

Cheese gives me heartburn

Well cards on the table its time for the A level chat. Oh lord!

Oh, I'm sure that could be extended to any Christmas fare, Portia! Turkey, mince pies, Christmas cake, chocolate.... It's the principle I admire!

Aha portia - I had one too and had never heard of it! - Just did some Google - I do like a name!.

Good luck for the chat

Hello.

Yes I was at work today. First day back was a teacher training day. Another one tomorrow.

I want a baby bump again! I was like a beached whale over Christmas when I was pregnant with DD.

You missed mulled wine bettercall?!

That was me last Christmas being - I can't wait for some mulled wine this year!

Have I mentioned mulled wine?

Oh, definitely need that, peach! It's not Christmas without mulled wine! A treat for the senses!

Oh so true. A massive pot of it shall be bubbling away here...until I have drunked it....

Are you feeling broody again, Being?

I drink it while tottering on top of a ladder, decorating the Christmas tree!

Bleurgh! Hate mulled wine.

And yes I am Better. Can't have another one yet though which I think is just making it worse.

bettercall - I shall do the same this year to strengthen our bond -any excuse-

I usually have a glass of bubbly while DP crawls around putting all the lights on and I help enormously by directing proceedings. I then get to it with all the tree decs.....could be different this year - DD will be on the move by then.

Oh being - hope you aren't feeling sad....