To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

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Fuckin idiots

Thank you for my Helena!

Have just found 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 in my emojis. No courgettes, though.

OK. I took the kids to Sandringham for the day. (Queen wasn't in. How rude!).

BUT

The Church was closed for a funeral.
There were flowers stuck on the gate aka Princess Diana style....

If there is an announcement then you heard it here first. But talk in code otherwise MNHQ will shut this thread down.

Oh, right, I must have picked that up wrongly! Did you say that you would be getting busy when the term started? Or was that just with your own children?

Jessica

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Hope you are ok after your biccie

Vanilla Just read your last post! Do you know who it was is? Is it the obvious one?

A funeral????

And yes I have a flat

Wellllll I shook hands with willie

In code, obviously!

Thanks vanilla

A bit bruised but baby is fine. I think I might treat myself to an early maternity leave 😁

Vanilla yesterday was the anniversary of Dianas death

umbongo yes you need rest

Oh!!! Of course! Didn't connect it.

When is your baby due, Umbongo?

December

Maybe a bit too early....

Christmas baby!

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Exciting umbongo! - is it your first?.

Mine was due end and I stopped work mid-Nov, so a couple more weeks and that would be perfectly reasonable in my book

He better have plopped out by Christmas. I need the room for cheese.

end Jan even

Second. With my daughter I left at 29 weeks as I couldn't walk from SPD. Doing much better this time round though.

I had precious wotsit labour

Ahhhhh, that might explain the flowers.... and maybe the funeral was for an estate worker.

I had thought it was someone significant and that the family could grieve in peace before the State Funeral and media frenzy. But probably not.

State funeral?!!

What's going on?

Thank you, portia. Had said biscuit with a cuppa. Was very nice.

I googled it Vanilla as I thought I'd read it somewhere
Gran has been on to Jim with the hats nephew who is a legal beagle according to her