To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

The spreadsheet that better was supposedly doing.

Stripes its because we all said our star signs many threads ago and there was a surprising cluster.

better that's just mean and only because you don't want to admit its not real and don't think the others will pester

I luffs you really better

I've treated myself to a new DVD for tonight :)

All this unseemly impatience! Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!

Ooo, thanks

What DVD did you get?

Aww and they would love you back bettercallsaul - they are rather luffly little flompy peaches.

Particularly now they are both sound asleep .

I am not drinking wine. I am going to bootcamp in the morning. This is great .

Even better AGL - much happies for you!.

Falling asleep here and I have only done one day.

Are you back to work, Being?

One day of what Being?.....back at work?.....if so the first one back is always a killer non?....

and have and wine!

Wrote my car off today 🙃

Oh well, needed an excuse for a new one anyway 😁

That's the spirit, Umbongo! Glass half full!

Ohhh umbongo ......though the best excuse for a new one!

bettercallsaul can you stop thinking faster than me!

Heeeeeeelllllloooooooo.
Back home after being stuck in traffic. Bloody Willie and Katie were visiting so all hell broke loose.
Better the pony tail flicks you know!
AGL so pleased for you, wish you were nearer as I could help you move.
A decents days shopping has been achieved, duvet and new bedding purchased, plus a lone pearl for the thongy thingy and a pair of trousers Ahem I've squeezed into a size 10
Any hoooosssseee . Dd has been into sixth form to discuss her A !evels wbich now will be discussed avec moi.
Gran fell off her bike but is ok, unlike the man at the council offices who recieved her compliant about a knackered pavement

I've treated myself to £187 worth of dvds, just started season 9 of NCIS!

Looking forward to moving now :)

Kindred spirits, peachmama!

Yep! But what do I choose! So much choice.

Oooh Portia - when my father was still a practicing solicitor, he used to sue the council on behalf of people who had fallen over cracked pavements. Where there's blame there's a claim!

AGL - you have a flat.???? Whoop whoop! 🙌❤👍🎂🎁🎀🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🍸🍸🍷🍻🍷🍻🍦🍧🍨🍭🍰🍛🍚🍢🍠🍍🌴🌳🌈☔🌁🌻🌼🌞🌞🌝🏩

Sorry to hear about the car Umbongo hope you weren't hurt xx

So, you're a teacher, Vanilla? Ready to return to the chalkface? or as ready as you'll ever be

Absolutely!, bettercall

No, I'm not a teacher. Just a SAHM who has been driven to drink over the summer hols by incessant kiddie bickering 😨