To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

We love you Jess!

MORNING!......AFTERNOON!

Birthday morning spent walking on gorgeous beach, with peachdog doing lots of swimming.....and then hastily changing peach baby who had a sudden bottom explosion .

Congratulations AGL!!!. A new flat to move into?. Huzzah if so - new homes are exciting shenanigans. Apart from the legal purchasing piece if you are doing that too -that's shit that bit--

Jess - sounds amusing!. Have - much better than biscuit.

Hello Im having a spoons with my friend and enjoying myself.
AGL brilliant news
Jess the biscuit sucks so have a from me.
Red wanted everyone to behave as I am well behaved but I'm naughty come sunset

Have just bought a duvet as my current one is ruined
Have a lovely afternoon fellow union members

Thanks AGL, love you too. Also love so all is well....

peach. Thank you - am deffo up for upgrading to .... Yum.

peach The council pays rent for three years

portia. I love my portia s. Am collecting them.

I'M SO HAPPY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YAY for AGL. I told you you'd get the right place in the end. and to celebrate!!!

Wish I could do some other emojis.

peach Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, peach!

Wish toad was here for AGL's big day...

Mother Nature dont build straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying members lifelong members
Of the Union of different kinds

Nobody's perfect, biscuits can be eaten,, ivory towers fall down.
Biscuits are better from a packet than a keyboard.

Portias Sermon for the day. Watch out shopping here I come !

So happy for you, AGL
If you need furniture, fittings, etc, and don't mind other people's castoffs, at least at first, try your local Freegle group - everything is free, but you have to collect it. ilovefreegle.org

Am loving peachdog and peachbaby!

Congratulations, AGL! Wonderful news!

Saw your bf this morning on TV, Portia! Didn't like the pony tail

Well Jess you didnt deserve that at all so have your first from me.

Oh, maybe. My husband is working, so I was going to run past a few names with him when he was home.

Obviously the wrong thread!

It's mine, paid the application fee

Calm down everyone! I'm home!

Well, actually I'm in McDonald's eating chips and catching up on the day.

AGL that's fantastic news. When is the house warming?

I'll probably move around the 24th/25th of September, clear your diary

McDonalds is filled with 13yos trying to act like 18 year olds and failing. I feel so old!

Stripes123 Not at all! Your post makes as much sense as any other here...

Stripes! Welcome to the madness!