AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

I have been known to squirt my soda syphon now and again

I can see you'll fit in here nicely. As the actress said to the bishop

Helena 'ooze'?!

time for bed!
as the bishop said to the actress....

Jess you tart you

AGL Any time, any place, anywhere....

Yeah but that man is in the shower as usual

portia because you are filthy, and you keep rubbing up against him...

I do feel he's rubbing up against himself for prolonged activity in the deep of the night. Think about it !

portia rubbing up against himself? How big is this guy?

About 8 inches hes a knobitt

The horror channel are showing The Legacy.

Two words..........Sam Elliot.

Mmmmmmm I think I need to sleep though
So night all

Surgery is open. If you can dodge the evil receptionist.

I think I need some treatment.........

I'm Tiger Woods

I'm Tiger Woods

The player or the golfer?

Glitter But did you book an appointment?

I have just got up

Please can I book an out of office hours appointment with you please Seth?

Glitter Do you need me to rub Vick's into your chest again?

I need more than that Seth

Same thing as last week please

Oh, OK, you need more cream?

I didn't get any cream last time

Your procedure for testing was a little too arduous

I apologise. I hate patients to leave unsatisfied.